Life's Mysteries

[Easty]

i got a few...

1. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

2. Why are the psychopathic villians in movies always really, really smart?

3. Why are the main characters in horror flicks really, really stupid?

4. Why is reality TV called "Reality TV" if it isn't even close to "reality"?

5. Why is MTV still called MTV, due to the lack of M?

6. Why is it called a floppy drive, if it isn't floppy?

7. Why is it okay to show nudity on Nat'l Geographic or PBS but not the other stations?

8. Why is it illegal to do snow doughnuts, even if there is no obstacles in the vacinity?

how bout you guys?

 

[Goatstack]

1.Whens the last time you did either?
2.They gotta get there somehow
3.Because horror flicks are really, really stupid.
4.It isnt rehearsed.
5.It revolves around the music industry.
6.The originals were.
7.It isnt?
8.Because theres a law against it.

 

[Unforgiven]

Because life is one fucked up trip.

 

[jamesp]

i got a few...

6. Why is it called a floppy drive, if it isn't floppy?

7. Why is it okay to show nudity on Nat'l Geographic or PBS but not the other stations?

how bout you guys?

#6 Ever taken one apart? Its floppy!
#7 Because education nuditiy is good for the soul.

 

[Woodreaux]

2. Why are the psychopathic villians in movies always really, really smart?
3. Why are the main characters in horror flicks really, really stupid?

Because if the psychopathic villians weren't really, really smart then they could handled by the police. Hence, making the story not worthy of movie material but COPS or CSI episode bosses that can be beating within 45 minutes.
If the main character in a horror flick has half a brain then he/she turns makes a fight a out of it. Thus it begin becomes a 2 sided conflict. Horror movies have 2 things: victims and villians. If the main character has any brain power he/she becomes a hero instead of a victim, thus violating the constraints of horror movies.