WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Life's Mysteries

Easty

Click click boom
5,564
8
68
#1
i got a few...

1. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

2. Why are the psychopathic villians in movies always really, really smart?

3. Why are the main characters in horror flicks really, really stupid?

4. Why is reality TV called "Reality TV" if it isn't even close to "reality"?

5. Why is MTV still called MTV, due to the lack of M?

6. Why is it called a floppy drive, if it isn't floppy?

7. Why is it okay to show nudity on Nat'l Geographic or PBS but not the other stations?

8. Why is it illegal to do snow doughnuts, even if there is no obstacles in the vacinity?

how bout you guys?
 

Goatstack

You just keep on typing..
109
0
0
#2
1.Whens the last time you did either?
2.They gotta get there somehow ;)
3.Because horror flicks are really, really stupid.
4.It isnt rehearsed.
5.It revolves around the music industry.
6.The originals were.
7.It isnt?
8.Because theres a law against it.
 

jamesp

In Memory...
1,714
1
0
#4
Eastside said:
i got a few...

6. Why is it called a floppy drive, if it isn't floppy?

7. Why is it okay to show nudity on Nat'l Geographic or PBS but not the other stations?

how bout you guys?
#6 Ever taken one apart? Its floppy!
#7 Because education nuditiy is good for the soul.
 

Woodreaux

Original Dicksman
2,429
0
0
#5
2. Why are the psychopathic villians in movies always really, really smart?
3. Why are the main characters in horror flicks really, really stupid?
Because if the psychopathic villians weren't really, really smart then they could handled by the police. Hence, making the story not worthy of movie material but COPS or CSI episode bosses that can be beating within 45 minutes.
If the main character in a horror flick has half a brain then he/she turns makes a fight a out of it. Thus it begin becomes a 2 sided conflict. Horror movies have 2 things: victims and villians. If the main character has any brain power he/she becomes a hero instead of a victim, thus violating the constraints of horror movies.