Liquidguy said:I was this close to socking her teeth out yesterday, then realized how hard it is to find a girl friend to go down on you...
So i just shook the shit out of her until she began to cry, then she told her brother who came to FU$%$%$% me up! lol
Little did that mother fucker know that i was in my dorm room with my brother and roomate! SO if he wanted to start some shit he was gunna get FUCKED UUUUPP!!! Anyway normally in a situation like that i would have probably have been a litle nervous, because the dude is a little nuts. We are about the same size but i am an athlete so i believe I have the edge there.
To make an already long story short, he had the balls to call me out, and my Brother disapproved (who is much bigger than me). So i had to make peace with this kid, all while controling by brother from killing him. My roomate on the other hand did not help me fuse the situation, because he was hoping that the a$$hole would have intiated contact so he could join in the Befall of this kids sunny day
Back to the shithead at hand. Liquidguy. The only thing that stopped you from hitting her is that she'll go down on you.
I'm actually impressed. I didn't know that any of your kind survived this far in the evolutionary process. Now go do us all a favor and go choke on a ham sandwich. Asshat.
You don't deserve a girlfriend.
You don't deserve air.
And I hope you don't have any pets or other helpless creatures that rely on you for support, 'cause if they look at you wrong you'd probably starve them just for the thrill of feeling powerful.
Guys like you are the reason I've carried pepper spray for all my adult life.
The one guy that tried to "teach me a lesson" by shaking me got his nose broken. And not by a brother or a friend. By the heel of my hand.
The most thrilling thought in my mind now is that girl shoving bamboo rods up your fingernails while a pack of elephants prison-rape you. May amoebic dysentery cement itself in your bowels for all time. May you get leprosy on your genitalia.
And may your socks always fall down inside your shoes.