There's nothing I hate more than little big man syndrome. There is a kid who lives down the hall from me who is about 5'4" and has the biggest attitude I have ever seen, he has to display it to everyone. People like this think they have to come off and show a 'larger than life' image about themselves because in my opinion it roots back to low self esteem issues due to being small when they were a kid. People like this need to get over themselves and act like a normal fucking human being.
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Little Big Man Syndrome
- Thread starter Jenkies
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No joke, some of those dudes are wiry. They are small and fast. While I was visiting a "cowboyish" friend in southern california (odd combo, I know) all the "gangsta" crowd that I expected to be endlessly hassling him didn't give him any shit at all. Upon asking why, he says that another little cowboy kicked somebody's ass one nite, with a big audience, and now they all think that cowboys are crazy hella fighters and can't be hassled with impugnity.
Hmmm, well just because a short small kid has beat someone's ass who was bigger than him before doesn't give him the right to go around acting like he's the shit and flipping out when the tiniest thing happens to him. Anyways, if someone doesn't know how to fight or defend themselves when the situation calls for it, anyone is gonna be able to kick their ass if they know the slightest thing about fighting.
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. I have a friend who's 5' (Yeah, only 5' and 15 years of age), and he's a blackbelt. He's so nice you would never know it though. He could probobly pwn some n00bz.
If you pit a decent fighter against an excellent small fighter, the small one will win. Hands down...Think of an interceptor jet trying to take out a heavy assault jet. Both are fast, but one is faster and more manueverable, and smaller, so it's harder for the bigger one to hit. Therefore the bigger one cannot get "missle lock" (The "perfect hit" in this place), and take the smaller one out. The small person could duck around their legs and shit, and land blows that could take the big guy out in weak bodily spots (i.e. The legpits, family jewels, etc.)
The opposite can easily become true if there are additional variables...but all the ghetto kids are in my school, not the other high school, and this is the outcome I observe.
If you pit a decent fighter against an excellent small fighter, the small one will win. Hands down...Think of an interceptor jet trying to take out a heavy assault jet. Both are fast, but one is faster and more manueverable, and smaller, so it's harder for the bigger one to hit. Therefore the bigger one cannot get "missle lock" (The "perfect hit" in this place), and take the smaller one out. The small person could duck around their legs and shit, and land blows that could take the big guy out in weak bodily spots (i.e. The legpits, family jewels, etc.)
The opposite can easily become true if there are additional variables...but all the ghetto kids are in my school, not the other high school, and this is the outcome I observe.
Yeah, i used to be that younger kid who would hang out with the older kids, but i wasnt a boastful fag about it, i had my friends and i was quiet about it. Well, that's because we were all pothead's, so i kept things D.L. anyway.
But as for what Descent said, the little dude would have the upper hand. You ever see the fight scene in Austin Powers 2 with Mini-Me and Austin? Yeah, you watched Mini-Me run his face right into Austin's gecko.
So I really don't consider myself to fit into that "Clique" if you will, because I wasn't the stereotypical immature fuck who felt big and was small. Well, it helped i've been at least 5'5 since i was 9, 5'10 now. :cathat:
But as for what Descent said, the little dude would have the upper hand. You ever see the fight scene in Austin Powers 2 with Mini-Me and Austin? Yeah, you watched Mini-Me run his face right into Austin's gecko.
So I really don't consider myself to fit into that "Clique" if you will, because I wasn't the stereotypical immature fuck who felt big and was small. Well, it helped i've been at least 5'5 since i was 9, 5'10 now. :cathat:
Ok, guys....
CL is a physically scrawny person, but he has it where it counts.. We were at the fair and this big guy came right up to him amid a group of big people and started fucking with him specifically. Why? Because he was the smallest person in our group. Luckily, the cops broke it up before that no teeth red neck big asshole got his face smashed in by my scrawny man. So you know what, if you are a big guy who fucks with the little guy, I hope you get your ass beat.
CL is a physically scrawny person, but he has it where it counts.. We were at the fair and this big guy came right up to him amid a group of big people and started fucking with him specifically. Why? Because he was the smallest person in our group. Luckily, the cops broke it up before that no teeth red neck big asshole got his face smashed in by my scrawny man. So you know what, if you are a big guy who fucks with the little guy, I hope you get your ass beat.
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