Lmfao!!!!

[screw_you_jack]

right, so a couple of months ago i entered this poetry contest... and won something or other... not really sure.. anyways, they want me to come to this convention in Philly to read my poem and such..... big money sucker thingy,

this is a line from the letter i received.....


"Your poetry will apear alongside verse by notables as former President Bill Clinton, the 14th Dalai Lama, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, and poets from over 70 nations..."


WTF? Bill Clinton a notable poet!?! i have to ask, has anyone ever heard of his "poetry"?

 

[dustinzgirl]

it is a sham.

poetry.com?

 

[_Kitana_]

ahh..yes the fine people at poetry.com

 

[gumercules]

Oh Hilary please give it a rest
Her cooking just isn't the best
Her name? it is Monica
Which does rhyme with Hanukkah
But she looks good with jizz on her dress.

It's bad because Clinton wrote it

 

[screw_you_jack]

Oh Hilary please give it a rest
Her cooking just isn't the best
Her name? it is Monica
Which does rhyme with Hanukkah
But she looks good with jizz on her dress.

It's bad because Clinton wrote it

HAHA, yesyes... it started as poetry.com..... i nkow it's a sham but jesus, it's still fucking funny...
makes you wonder who really would fall for something that inculed the great clinton as a great writer
but, that's why i started this to make sure that the guy wasn't like a modren shakespear and it was just sort of hidden form the public. ahh well, at least it wasn't Bush.

 

[Unforgiven]

haha. i entered one of those... they wanted me to go to florida to read my stuff.

 

[screw_you_jack]

haha. i entered one of those... they wanted me to go to florida to read my stuff.

did you go?

 

[Unforgiven]

no. i'm a million miles from florida. and had no money at the time.

 

[jamesp]

dont fall into the poetry.com trap, its a gimmick!

 

[pimpyobitch]

What she meant to say was laugh my fat ass off.

 

[screw_you_jack]

Laughing my fucking ass off

What she meant to say was laugh my fat ass off.

Is your name Jack?

 

[The_DEAL]

Is your name Jack?

o0o0o0o0 can i say it plz