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Load Times

jagd

Flame Bait
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I HATE LOAD TIMES ON ANYTHING....WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS ADVANCING IN TECKNOLOGY EVERYWEHRE AND WE STILL still have to wade though hours of loading..websites,games,email.....i hate it!!!
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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jagd said:
I HATE LOAD TIMES ON ANYTHING....WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS ADVANCING IN TECKNOLOGY EVERYWEHRE AND WE STILL still have to wade though hours of loading..websites,games,email.....i hate it!!!
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Problem solved!
 

el crotcho

Cooler than sliced cheese
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jagd said:
I HATE LOAD TIMES ON ANYTHING....WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS ADVANCING IN TECKNOLOGY EVERYWEHRE AND WE STILL still have to wade though hours of loading..websites,games,email.....i hate it!!!
yeah wtf is with that, yout think that a videogame console as advanced as they all are there wouldnt be any load times
 

Cutter

College Punk
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Old skool Zelda on NES no load time. damn i love this game. Beat it about six million times but i still come back to it to get my RPG fix.
 

Olethros

Slayer of Tea-Sharks
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Cutter said:
Old skool Zelda on NES no load time. damn i love this game. Beat it about six million times but i still come back to it to get my RPG fix.
hell yeah. in fact, anything on super NES is just badass. original starfox, baby.
 

Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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Olethros said:
hell yeah. in fact, anything on super NES is just badass. original starfox, baby.
Oh man! And pong was the SHIT! What a soundtrack!
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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Skitch said:
Oh man! And pong was the SHIT! What a soundtrack!
Holy hell that's funny!

Solution to your load times:

Buy a fucking cable modem

Buy or build a REAL fucking gaming PC (No Dell or Alienware Bullshit!)

Get a non-shit hard drive.

Kill yourself.

SOLVED!
 

DIZNUTS

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Descent said:
Holy hell that's funny!

Solution to your load times:

Buy a fucking cable modem

Buy or build a REAL fucking gaming PC (No Dell or Alienware Bullshit!)

Get a non-shit hard drive.

Kill yourself.

SOLVED!
cable modem-check
REAL fucking gaming PC-check
non-shit hard drive-check
kill yourself- um can you show me how 2 do it?
 

NaughtyGirl21

Formally Cuddles
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TwisT said:
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Problem solved!
Yes, exactly. I have one of those and no more wait...lol. My internet pops up faster than a blink of an eye ;) None of that dial up shit. :p
 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

Pissed off since birth
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jagd said:
I HATE LOAD TIMES ON ANYTHING....WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS ADVANCING IN TECKNOLOGY EVERYWEHRE AND WE STILL still have to wade though hours of loading..websites,games,email.....i hate it!!!
You also forgot to complain about the blue screen of death.
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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FUCKORBEFUCKED said:
You also forgot to complain about the blue screen of death.
Code:
****STOP****

Windows has generated a stop error randomly and has halted your system and destroyed your work to prevent further damage.

We recommend you uninstall XP, and install Windows Server 2003.  The $1000 price tag won't kill ya!

HEIL GATES!  HEIL GATES!  HEIL GATES!

The uber l33t error is as follows:

BILL_GATES_EVIL_EMPIRE_HAS_DETECTED_LINUX_DIAF_PLS_KTHXBYE

An error log of this event has been stored in the most illogical, random place on your hard drive.  If you want to find the file, it will take you 2+ years.

AND, if you close the error window, you'll never see the log again!  WOOOO!  GO MICROSOFT!

A memory dump of this error has also been created.  Of course, nobody knows  what program can be used to read a .DMP file.

Actually, we think your memory took a dump.  Is it generic?  WOW!  Really?  You're a fucking dumbass.  Go buy some Samsung, and stop being a cheap Jew.
I'm part Jewish, by the way, and about 50% of my friends are.
 

Janglenut

Particinator
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The mortorolla surfboard you got sucks nuts. Horrible modem that you get free from that bullshit circuit city.
 

DIZNUTS

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Descent said:
Code:
****STOP****

Windows has generated a stop error randomly and has halted your system and destroyed your work to prevent further damage.

We recommend you uninstall XP, and install Windows Server 2003.  The $1000 price tag won't kill ya!

HEIL GATES!  HEIL GATES!  HEIL GATES!

The uber l33t error is as follows:

BILL_GATES_EVIL_EMPIRE_HAS_DETECTED_LINUX_DIAF_PLS_KTHXBYE

An error log of this event has been stored in the most illogical, random place on your hard drive.  If you want to find the file, it will take you 2+ years.

AND, if you close the error window, you'll never see the log again!  WOOOO!  GO MICROSOFT!

A memory dump of this error has also been created.  Of course, nobody knows  what program can be used to read a .DMP file.

Actually, we think your memory took a dump.  Is it generic?  WOW!  Really?  You're a fucking dumbass.  Go buy some Samsung, and stop being a cheap Jew.
I'm part Jewish, by the way, and about 50% of my friends are.
lmfao Descent