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dustinzgirl

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Well my sister just had her first baby. He is 6 pounds 3 ounces, 18 inches long.

We dont know what his name is yet. My sister is a slacker.

So, help me welcome Little Man into the world!
 

Broken

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dustinzgirl said:
Well my sister just had her first baby. He is 6 pounds 3 ounces, 18 inches long.

We dont know what his name is yet. My sister is a slacker.

So, help me welcome Little Man into the world!

PUSH!!??? If it's already 6 pounds and 18 inches, lord!
 

DIZNUTS

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dustinzgirl said:
Well my sister just had her first cock. It is 6 pounds 3 ounces, 18 inches long.

We dont know what the guys name is yet. My sister is a sucker.

So, help me welcome "Little Man" into the her vagina!
18in huh?
 

dustinzgirl

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Broken said:
PUSH!!??? If it's already 6 pounds and 18 inches, lord!
My daughter, who was the smallest kid, was 7 pounds 6 ounces, my oldest was 8 punds 9 ounces, and my baby was 8 pounds 15 ounces. So yep, she is a slacker....lmao
 

bnccoder

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Enjoy it while it lasts. Those terrible 2s tend to run to 18.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Wow, cool to hear about your sister.
Hope he's handsome ;)
 

Easty

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that's great DG. mike's a good name, try that. :thumbsup:
 

shaekatherine

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OOOOOH, you should have her name him Zidane. I love the name. no wait, i <3 that name, it pwns
 

Icarus

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Congratulations to your sister on her first baby.

Congratulations to you for having more spawn to corrupt! :thumbsup:
 

Lady Ice

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Congrats! New babies rock.

then they grow. ugh