Lurkers SUCK!!

[Broken]

Come on guys.. There's what four people that are posting in the last three days. You don't have to be afraid any longer.. Stop Lurking and start ranting or tell a fucking joke..

 

[badassmtbiker]

Come on guys.. There's what four people that are posting in the last three days. You don't have to be afraid any longer.. Stop Lurking and start ranting or tell a fucking joke..

Actually, I thought we had just successfully completed a hostile takeover of a forum. JIHAD!!

 

[GottaHurt]

Well, seeing how we kicked down the door, pissed on the carpet, ate their grub, drank their booze and rubbed our butts on their pillows, they might be a bit tentative at this point.They'll come around.

 

[Chris]

"He finally took the courage to come out of the dark, and have a look at these ugly, stinkin', *beep*ing attackers. He spotted them, but they couldn't see him. He walked up from behind. He could see the creatures' faces, horrible, but he regognized them, they were.......only Broken, Biker, and Gottahurt....hehe

 

[badassmtbiker]

"He finally took the courage to come out of the dark, and have a look at these ugly, stinkin', *beep*ing attackers. He spotted them, but they couldn't see him. He walked up from behind. He could see the creatures' faces, horrible, but he regognized them, they were.......only Broken, Biker, and Gottahurt....hehe

????

Umm.. ok

 

[dang it]

there you go now

Well, seeing how we kicked down the door, pissed on the carpet, ate their grub, drank their booze and rubbed our butts on their pillows, they might be a bit tentative at this point.They'll come around.

lmao
jesus, that's funny.
yeah, i guess I'll go and wash my pillow

 

[badassmtbiker]

lmao
jesus, that's funny.
yeah, i guess I'll go and wash my pillow

Aww c'mon, you know you like it.

 

[dang it]

actually, I think it would be incorrect to classify myself as a "lurker", namely because I signed up for wtf.com yesterday. but, yes, of course i like it

 

[badassmtbiker]

actually, I think it would be incorrect to classify myself as a "lurker", namely because I signed up for wtf.com yesterday. but, yes, of course i like it

fair enough.

I knew you liked it. (must be a New England thing)

 

[GottaHurt]

but, yes, of course i like it

What, buttcrack on your pillow ? You might want to get some clarification on this one for us. Hate to have you startin' out on the wrong foot here

 

[dang it]

What, buttcrack on your pillow ? You might want to get some clarification on this one for us. Hate to have you startin' out on the wrong foot here

I find antagonistic behavior to be enticing. shit on a pillow is gross- but the context of your comment was hilarious.

 

[shep]

lmao
jesus, that's funny.
yeah, i guess I'll go and wash my pillow

You said it dude

 

[BUSHSUCKSBALLS]

Meh

I just stopped coming to this website as often, I do other stuff too! I go to my friends house and burn some things and... And... Burn things... Eat... Sleep... Well... Um... Yeah...

 

[shep]

Let me guess and then burn things?

 

[BUSHSUCKSBALLS]

Let me guess and then burn things?

No actually, and this is why I hate myself for being so forgetfull. I had a box of 250 matches, but I forgot it outside. Then when I woke up it was raining, and it had been all night, pretty damn hard. No more matches for me . I guess I'll have to go back to lighting toothpicks with the kitchen stove.

 

[shep]

Me and some buddies scored about 10000 strike anywhere matches when we were in college and had a fucking major match war.My buddies room was fucked and we had to cut some of the carpet cause of the burn's.

 

[Unforgiven]

No actually, and this is why I hate myself for being so forgetfull. I had a box of 250 matches, but I forgot it outside. Then when I woke up it was raining, and it had been all night, pretty damn hard. No more matches for me . I guess I'll have to go back to lighting toothpicks with the kitchen stove.

or, you can buy a lighter. They're great fun.

 

[GottaHurt]

A whole bunch of lurkers hangin' out now.

 

[Philldoe]

Well if youe 16 and have 60cents go to wal-mart and get a damn throw-away lighter..geez..thats what i dther wise i wouldnt have a way to ight my home made bombs