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Lying about fake beer?

MaxPower

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Demon Sweat said:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-02-02-fake-beer_x.htm

You can't just dangle Duff Beer in people's faces like that! Unwritten law!
Yeah I just came back home from dinner. My GF is working so I figured in my lonly state (Poor maxpower) I'll go to the local pub for dinner. Well I ended up having a couple of whisky on and empty stomach, and a fe Guinness to wash the food down with. Then Fucking Broken, My fellow Mod, started dissing me on IRC>
[22:52] <MP_The2nd> Hiccup
[22:52] <|Broken> You shouldn't swallow
[22:52] <|Broken> it what you get
[22:53] <MP_The2nd> ythe jojnny walker and guinness
[22:53] <|Broken> Red?
[22:53] <|Broken> Blue
[22:53] <|Broken> ?
[22:53] <|Broken> ?
[22:54] <MP_The2nd> 2 jw 4 guinness 4 chickenfingers and 5 tater skins
[22:54] <MP_The2nd> red
[22:54] <|Broken> Dude
[22:54] <|Broken> You're a light weight

A fucking lightweight! he calls me!
 

magnolia

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Fuck beer. I had the best wine cooler tonight. I love my boss for giving it to me.
 

Captain 151

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MaxPower said:
[22:54] <MP_The2nd> 2 jw 4 guinness 4 chickenfingers and 5 tater skins
[22:54] <|Broken> Dude
[22:54] <|Broken> You're a light weight
Meh, you are a lightweight. Although it would be hard for me to drink more than even one guinness... im just so used to the kegs we get.
 

Captain 151

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Demon Sweat said:
Agreed. Gimme a fuggin' Pabst Blue Ribbon! :thumbsup:
My grandfather used to be vice president of promotion (or something to that effect) of Pabst, and my family used to have box seats at Shea Stadium. Of course, by the time I was ready to go to the ballgame, my grandpa had retired. Bastard!
 

MaxPower

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magnolia said:
Fuck beer. I had the best wine cooler tonight. I love my boss for giving it to me.
After just one? Where do I get these wine coolers?
 

MaxPower

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tbsrk said:
Meh, you are a lightweight. Although it would be hard for me to drink more than even one guinness... im just so used to the kegs we get.
I can drink much more than that, given enough time. But seing as I went there for dinner, ended up drinking 2 Johnny walker Reds on an empty stomach, then 4 pints of guinness to top it off. I figured I had enough.
 

magnolia

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MaxPower said:
After just one? Where do I get these wine coolers?
Har har. Not THAT it. My boss is a woman. And i just don't do that...:p
 

MaxPower

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magnolia said:
Har har. Not THAT it. My boss is a woman.
You have no Idea how much hotter that is, and on how many different levels.
 

ACdarkfate

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Magnolia im sure your boss gave you more then just a wine cooler ;)
 

ferengi

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I'm not old enough to drink, probably wouldn't even if I was. I've seen too many bad things happen in my family with alcohol involved.
 
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Bad happenings make for good memories. My Uncle got drunk, fell out of his chair onto his 16-year old son, then they proceeded to wrestle for 15 minutes on my grandparent's floor. Got some good pictures and now they laugh about it.
 

ferengi

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Demon Sweat said:
Bad happenings make for good memories. My Uncle got drunk, fell out of his chair onto his 16-year old son, then they proceeded to wrestle for 15 minutes on my grandparent's floor. Got some good pictures and now they laugh about it.
My uncle got drunk, took a metal baseball bat to his girlfriend's car's windshield, then assaulted four police officers that tried to arrest him.

My dad got drunk and swerved into an oncoming lane with a semi in it, WITH ME IN THE CAR, I had to grab the wheel and we just barely missed the semi truck. This happened when I was 7.

My mom got drunk once when I was 5 and passed out on the floor, leaving me to call 911 because my mommy wouldn't wake up (she stopped drinking after that).

My friend's dad got drunk and tried to take on 7 cops with a butcher knife. He got 9 bullets in his chest.

Another of my friends lost his mom and BABY sister (8 months old) to a drunk driver.

This is only a sampling of the damage I've seen alcohol do to others.
After all I've been through and seen, you can understand why I personally want nothing to do with alcohol.
 

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ferengi74656 said:
My uncle got drunk, took a metal baseball bat to his girlfriend's car's windshield, then assaulted four police officers that tried to arrest him.

My dad got drunk and swerved into an oncoming lane with a semi in it, WITH ME IN THE CAR, I had to grab the wheel and we just barely missed the semi truck. This happened when I was 7.

My mom got drunk once when I was 5 and passed out on the floor, leaving me to call 911 because my mommy wouldn't wake up (she stopped drinking after that).

My friend's dad got drunk and tried to take on 7 cops with a butcher knife. He got 9 bullets in his chest.

Another of my friends lost his mom and BABY sister (8 months old) to a drunk driver.

This is only a sampling of the damage I've seen alcohol do to others.
After all I've been through and seen, you can understand why I personally want nothing to do with alcohol.
I understand this, but damn, it's hard to pass up a guinness, SO DAMN GOOD.
 

Captain 151

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ferengi74656 said:
My uncle got drunk, took a metal baseball bat to his girlfriend's car's windshield, then assaulted four police officers that tried to arrest him.

My dad got drunk and swerved into an oncoming lane with a semi in it, WITH ME IN THE CAR, I had to grab the wheel and we just barely missed the semi truck. This happened when I was 7.

My mom got drunk once when I was 5 and passed out on the floor, leaving me to call 911 because my mommy wouldn't wake up (she stopped drinking after that).

My friend's dad got drunk and tried to take on 7 cops with a butcher knife. He got 9 bullets in his chest.

Another of my friends lost his mom and BABY sister (8 months old) to a drunk driver.

This is only a sampling of the damage I've seen alcohol do to others.
After all I've been through and seen, you can understand why I personally want nothing to do with alcohol.
Man this is very sad to read. I'm sorry your experiences with alcohol have been so horrible...
 
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Alcohol is safe if you're not stupid. Can't debate that. It's a fact.
 

ferengi

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Demon Sweat said:
Alcohol is safe if you're not stupid. Can't debate that. It's a fact.
Sorry pal, but alcohol impairs one's judgement. It causes people to do things and act in ways they wouldn't otherwise act.
The friend I had who's dad was shot by the cops had a Bachelor's degree in Electronic Engineering, so your theory that alcohol is safe if you're not stupid is kinda shot all to hell by that one.
It doesn't matter how stupid or smart you are, alcohol can fuck up your life quicker than shit. :thumbsdn:
 

Hicts

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Alcohol is safe if you're not stupid. Can't debate that. It's a fact.
not if the stupid is the one with the car