http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-02-02-fake-beer_x.htm
You can't just dangle Duff Beer in people's faces like that! Unwritten law!
Lying about fake beer?
- Thread starter Demon Sweat
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http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-02-02-fake-beer_x.htm
You can't just dangle Duff Beer in people's faces like that! Unwritten law!
Yeah I just came back home from dinner. My GF is working so I figured in my lonly state (Poor maxpower) I'll go to the local pub for dinner. Well I ended up having a couple of whisky on and empty stomach, and a fe Guinness to wash the food down with. Then Fucking Broken, My fellow Mod, started dissing me on IRC>Demon Sweat said:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-02-02-fake-beer_x.htm
You can't just dangle Duff Beer in people's faces like that! Unwritten law!
[22:52] <MP_The2nd> Hiccup
[22:52] <|Broken> You shouldn't swallow
[22:52] <|Broken> it what you get
[22:53] <MP_The2nd> ythe jojnny walker and guinness
[22:53] <|Broken> Red?
[22:53] <|Broken> Blue
[22:53] <|Broken> ?
[22:53] <|Broken> ?
[22:54] <MP_The2nd> 2 jw 4 guinness 4 chickenfingers and 5 tater skins
[22:54] <MP_The2nd> red
[22:54] <|Broken> Dude
[22:54] <|Broken> You're a light weight
A fucking lightweight! he calls me!
MaxPower said:
Meh, you are a lightweight. Although it would be hard for me to drink more than even one guinness... im just so used to the kegs we get.
Demon Sweat said:Agreed. Gimme a fuggin' Pabst Blue Ribbon!
My grandfather used to be vice president of promotion (or something to that effect) of Pabst, and my family used to have box seats at Shea Stadium. Of course, by the time I was ready to go to the ballgame, my grandpa had retired. Bastard!
Bad happenings make for good memories. My Uncle got drunk, fell out of his chair onto his 16-year old son, then they proceeded to wrestle for 15 minutes on my grandparent's floor. Got some good pictures and now they laugh about it.
Demon Sweat said:
My uncle got drunk, took a metal baseball bat to his girlfriend's car's windshield, then assaulted four police officers that tried to arrest him.
My dad got drunk and swerved into an oncoming lane with a semi in it, WITH ME IN THE CAR, I had to grab the wheel and we just barely missed the semi truck. This happened when I was 7.
My mom got drunk once when I was 5 and passed out on the floor, leaving me to call 911 because my mommy wouldn't wake up (she stopped drinking after that).
My friend's dad got drunk and tried to take on 7 cops with a butcher knife. He got 9 bullets in his chest.
Another of my friends lost his mom and BABY sister (8 months old) to a drunk driver.
This is only a sampling of the damage I've seen alcohol do to others.
After all I've been through and seen, you can understand why I personally want nothing to do with alcohol.
ferengi74656 said:
Man this is very sad to read. I'm sorry your experiences with alcohol have been so horrible...
Sorry pal, but alcohol impairs one's judgement. It causes people to do things and act in ways they wouldn't otherwise act.Demon Sweat said:
The friend I had who's dad was shot by the cops had a Bachelor's degree in Electronic Engineering, so your theory that alcohol is safe if you're not stupid is kinda shot all to hell by that one.
It doesn't matter how stupid or smart you are, alcohol can fuck up your life quicker than shit.
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