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So a knarf walks into a bar, bartender says, why the long face?











This thread is starting off almost worse than you-know-whos...I hope the fishy bites.
 

Icarus

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Knarf says "My mom did lots of drugs while she was pregnant. I've got a lot of mental problems... and don't even get me started on the 'three penises, but all of them are rediculously small' thing."
 

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I thought a knarf was little wad a toilet paper that get stuck in your ass? or was that a sniget? :mfinger:
 

MaxPower

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TwisT said:
I thought a knarf was little wad a toilet paper that get stuck in your ass? or was that a sniget? :mfinger:
Sound Red alert, Shields up.
There's Klingons around Uranus.
 

Zickddot

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we could look it up on dictionary.com if they have it....let me check.....5 minutes later.....and alot more dots later.......no
 

Icarus

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knarf said:
3 times the party
Maybe if you've got three hands... and three pairs of tweezers (with kleenex on the ends).
 

Zickddot

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hahahahahaha snarf is actually a word! they say its a mix of snort and scarf

To eat or drink rapidly or eagerly; devour: snarfed down some cookies.


[Probably sn(ort) + (sc)arf3.]



oh wait i was wrong its latin


EDIT: did i say latin? i meant slang hahahahahaa...ehhhhhh i think ill just go
 

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im reminded of the delightful cartoon: pinky and the brain. brain, with his extraordinary mouse intelligence that he uses to try take over the world.. and pinky.. with his considerably low intelligence (even for a mouse), that is a great factor in screwing up brain's plans for global domination. lest we forget those comical outbursts like, 'point!' 'zort!' and the famous 'NARF!!'
 

Black Flame

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btw, if ya feel like it, go to urbandictionary.com. it has definitions for a bunch of slang and other crazy shiz. my personal favourite is the definitions for gunt, it's so pleasant to invision.
 
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Black Flame said:
im reminded of the delightful cartoon: pinky and the brain. brain, with his extraordinary mouse intelligence that he uses to try take over the world.. and pinky.. with his considerably low intelligence (even for a mouse), that is a great factor in screwing up brain's plans for global domination. lest we forget those comical outbursts like, 'point!' 'zort!' and the famous 'NARF!!'
That's what I was thinking....Knarf = Pinky and the Brain.


Knarf says "My mom did lots of drugs while she was pregnant. I've got a lot of mental problems... and don't even get me started on the 'three penises, but all of them are rediculously small' thing."

"Knarff! Each one of my three penis' is this big!"
 
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Hahaha, Knarf hasn't been on since October.


S.C.U.M. really does a good job at running off posters.
 

Icarus

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HavokChylde said:
Hahaha, Knarf hasn't been on since October.


S.C.U.M. really does a good job at running off posters.
We're the best of the best.

Sing our war song!
 

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Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I think so Brain but if we didn't have ears we would look like weasels....


Anyone else ever notice that zort is troz spelled backwards and he says both?
 
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Icarus said:
We're the best of the best.

Sing our war song!

Lol, you mean type our war song?



S.C.U.M.'s War Song - by "S.C.U.M."

We're fucking awesome.
Minorites aren't safe.
You thought of something smart to say...
But you were just too fucking late.

We're fucking awesome.
All your posts are lame.
It must be your parents,
They're the ones you blame.

We're fucking awesome.
We're better than your drugs.
Fuck all you posers...
What the fuck is an e-thug?

We're fucking awesome.
Your words are simply crap.
It'll take you two hours,
To rhyme better than that.

Rinse and repeat.
Rinse and repeat.
Rinse and repeat.


Hahaha, apparently we rock.
 

Icarus

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It always brings tears to me eyes...

/me's heart fills with pride.
 

ferengi

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MaxPower said:
Sound Red alert, Shields up.
There's Klingons around Uranus.
Silly Max, the Federation and Klingons are allies now, no need for the red alert!
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