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mmm...cheese

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Notice that most familys use ONE bar of soap. Also, most people clean their whole bodies, including their genitals. Because of this, you have had sex by proximity with every member of your family and possibly a couple friends.:thumbsup: Now get out there and make me proud playa.:p
 

skully

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you take a bath?

btw ne1 seen along came polly?
the stats are true...lots of men dont wash ther hands after going to the bathroom, its fucking disgusting....i actually sat in the toilet watching who washed their hands and who didnt.
 

Piro

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skullmaster said:
i actually sat in the toilet watching who washed their hands and who didnt.
You have such a fun life...
 

leehype

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mmm...cheese said:
Notice that most familys use ONE bar of soap. Also, most people clean their whole bodies, including their genitals. Because of this, you have had sex by proximity with every member of your family and possibly a couple friends.:thumbsup: Now get out there and make me proud playa.:p
I don't use bar soap, I use the bottle stuff.
 

Darklight

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I got one of those squishy things... a louffa I think its called?
 

BklynCannonball

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Those squishy things get moldy.

A real loofa is rough and is awesome!

I have two, I'll show you one day.
 

Darklight

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BklynCannonball said:
Those squishy things get moldy.

A real loofa is rough and is awesome!

I have two, I'll show you one day.
um.. they dont get moldy if you wash em out after your done and hang it up to dry :D
 

Tostig

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I like bodywash better, seems to rinse cleaner. And I use one of the plastic loofah things, the roughest I can find. Nothing like a good scrubbing to was away all the days' naughtiness.
 
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Darklight said:
um.. they dont get moldy if you wash em out after your done and hang it up to dry :D
woord.. they only get moldy if you leave it wet and unrinsed, rotting in your cleansing chambers.

and seriously, why use a bar of soap? it makes you feel all gritty and shit when you rinse it off. aren't bars of soap made of animal fats and such? do you want to bathe in animal fats?

real men use LOOFAS and liquid dial.
 

polaris_nine

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mmm...cheese said:
Notice that most familys use ONE bar of soap. Also, most people clean their whole bodies, including their genitals. Because of this, you have had sex by proximity with every member of your family and possibly a couple friends.:thumbsup: Now get out there and make me proud playa.:p

Let me guess, you watched a little late night comedy central and saw that on Jay Mohr's last one hour show.

I haven't heard of any one family using the same bar of soap, almost ever. :rolleyes:
 

Brazen

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i use one of those sponge type things with axe body wash!:thumbsup:
 

magnolia

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and this is why I use my own body wash and fluff puff. I share enough with my family without sharing soap or a toothbrush... ever.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Holy crap.

Everyone is a germ freak. It's been proven, that your hands and mouth are by far the most dirty and bacteria infested parts on your body.

Not to mention that most soaps now days are anti-bacterial.

You'd sooner get sick from something on your office desk than something in the bathroom.
 

buff_guy24

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WizardlyFriend said:
that's scary
Yeah, I can see how that can be taken as disgusting. :( But soap is soap. It's self cleansing. So even though the thought of it touching others family members dirty parts, it can't affect you. And about the bathroom hygene-Imake sure never to shake anybody's hand after they went, just to be sure. It still makes you want to scream at a motherfucker for not washing!!!! But I always get a good laugh when they eat right afterward!!!!!:flamed: