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Make an Unsubstantiated Claim About the Poster Above You.

Danni

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Yeah, Jung should know where this idea came from. :p

Rules are simple. Post something untrue about the poster above you. Make it funny or serious. It doesn't matter. Just as long as it's not true.

It's normally better when it's funny.
 
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Yeah, Jung should know where this idea came from. :p

Rules are simple. Post something untrue about the poster above you. Make it funny or serious. It doesn't matter. Just as long as it's not true.

It's normally better when it's funny.
The person above me once ate a pregnant tarantula and pooped out the entire cast of Arachniphobia.
 

Danni

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The person above me is a goat.
 

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The person above me blows goats for fun.
 

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The person above me watches porno flicks that are similarly named after cartoons. One example is "My Little Goatse".
 

Killerbean

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The person above me watches porno flicks that are similarly named after cartoons. One example is "My Little Goatse".
YOU SAID THEY HAD TO BE UNTRUE!



The person above me masturbates with human excrement.
 

Danni

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The person above me once took a mudbath only to find out he was bathing in elephant poo.
 

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The person above me drags her butt on the ground when it itches.
 
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The person above me is videotaping me RIGHT NOW.
 

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The person above me frequents 'meatspin' when his penis gets that certain 'itch'.
 
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The person above me constantly strokes her penis to meatspin as well.

LOL FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL, AND GIRLS HAVE BAGina......ok.
 

Danni

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The person above me's penis disappears during the full moon.
 
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The person above me is going to die in 30 minutes. Your phone was busy after you watched the movie 7 days ago. Then it kinda slipped my mind.
 
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The person above me is using crude comments as a form of Jr. High flirting. I'm taken Hostile. Sorry.
 

Danni

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The person above me is really PedoBear.
 

Killerbean

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The person above me is really Yaoi Cock.
 

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The person above me is a close relative of Yuri Bunny.
 
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The person above me is wearing a sock I used to wipe my nut on.
 

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The person above me wears soiled underwear on the outside of his pants.