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Stardust

stomping through the forest like a tiny dinosaurus
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^ once sneezed with their eyes open, but noone believes him.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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^ Answers "I don't know" to customers' questions on Amazon.com. Also, leaves reviews simply stating "I bought this.".
 
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beef_roller

The Pizza-Slinger
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^ fantasizes about being the girl in the ghost sex scene in Scary Movie 2.

^ once sneezed with their eyes open, but noone believes him.
Actually, when I sneeze I sound just like Donald Duck getting mad... and no one believes til it happens
 
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