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Mama used to say . . .

esxho

Dude, wot does mine say!?
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When i was younder my mum used to give me some wise words wen i was younger and i thought that i may as wel share them . .

* never put small things in your mouth because you'll choke (good excuse to not giving a guy head)

* You're unique just like everyone else

* never suffer from ur insanity, enjoy it whilst it lasts

*stab sumone in the back before u turn around and they stab u

* always know their income and house number :rolleyes:

care to share?!
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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Words of advice I've been given throughout my life:

"You'll get nothing and LIKE it!"

"Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines."
 

dustinzgirl

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If you stick you lip out like that, a bird will come buy and shit on it.

Dont hit your brother, he will be bigger than you someday.

Shut up.
 

lady victoria

Too old for this shit!
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When your in a hole, stop digging.

...and probably a load more that I apparently never listened to :p

She complains more now than she ever did :happysad:
 

Jung

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Some stupid shit about a box of chocolates.
 

BklynCannonball

pffffffffffttttttttttt...
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Mamma should have also said how grammar and spelling are just as important and big tits and personality.



Sorry I'm all about tits today.
 

Jung

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My mom used to tell me "Son, when you type 'u' instead of 'you' it makes you look like a dolt."
 
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If life hands you lemons... Find a kid with a papercut.

It's kind of hard to soar like the eagle when you work with turkeys.
 

Slacker

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"Don't drop the soap, Honey" :p

Or my personal favorite,

"What comes around goes around." Which never happens.
 

esxho

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trust loyalty and honesty are the basic foundations to a friendship

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