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mammoths extinct story

JacobKatsman

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It was a long dark winter about 9999 B.C …
Pair of mammoths were sitting near a fireplace in the cave.
The floor was cold. The Future was foggy.

He-mammoth says his she-mammoth:
- I'm boring sitting in this ice alone. I want you! -

He also says to her: — I want fuck you? - So said he-mammoth her girlfriend

- But I have not a mood for this - answered mammoth girl: — Go away. No. -

Two mammoths were sat in the silence long time: — Please? - requested he-mammoth.

But she answered again: — I feel very ill today and I’m having a headache….-

To date all mammoths have extinct…
 

gehtfuct

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What the actual fuck? ...is this ...gathering of words doing in my Writers Block? This fart fodder seems better fit in Brain Droppings or deep, deep, in the WTF files, BUTT! ....We will just see what happens,
 
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CoprophagousCop

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I take it that English is not the OP's first language.

Brain Droppings has become @gehtfuct's favorite dumping ground. This thread seems like it would fit better in the Jokes forum, although it technically is not funny.
 
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