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Offbeat Man Allegedly Steals Hundreds Of Undies!

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In Iowa Rusty Wayne Sills, 46, of Des Moines, was charged Thursday with fifth-degree theft for allegedly stealing women's panties, bras and socks from the laundry room at the Sun Prairie Apartments.

When police searched Sills' home, they found hundreds of pieces of ladies lingerie and shoes. Miller said he did not know if Sills wore the stolen items.

He said a woman at the apartment complex reported missing items in January. The theft was caught on videotape, which led police to Sills.

That pretty damn funny. He has a problem!

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People these days, anything for their moment of pleasure.
 

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How sad. And disturbing. *shudders*
Haha yeah, very disturbing. I think it's funny too though, only because nobody is getting hurt. ... also awkward. Like a gay-guy-standing-too-close to you awkward.

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Haha yeah, very disturbing. I think it's funny too though, only because nobody is getting hurt. ... also awkward. Like a gay-guy-standing-too-close to you awkward.

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No, this is more like creepy neighbor who could be wearing your wife's panties as he watches you through the blinds FREAKY.... ick. :thumbsdn:
 

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You're right FlipTheState, I may have underestimated. Thanks for picking up my slack bud.
 
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If I ever do anything of that sort ever, if I don't kill myself I hope someone else does. I mean how bad does your life have to be to decide that your purpose in life is to steal other peoples underwear?
 

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If I ever do anything of that sort ever, if I don't kill myself I hope someone else does. I mean how bad does your life have to be to decide that your purpose in life is to steal other peoples underwear?
True he went to laundry mats and everything just get some panties, he is really desperet. He must of not got any action at home.
 

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This guy is an idiot! He could have done it a bit more smoothly. I am glad he got caught because he is an IDIOT!

Anyway, that is very creepy. He probably smelled them! Which is stupid because they were clean. Fucking crazy people these days.
 

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What a loony fetish. It could have been worse. He could have stolen hundreds of pairs of underwear from ladies wearing them! I wonder what kind of crime it is to steal someones underwear and then run off?

I smell a CSI : SVU episode!
 

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Hey he stole Panties, bras and socks now he can start a new wardrobe. I am wondering what he was going to do with thos panties? After all they were clean.