WTF ... IS WTF!?
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manoman

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man o man, i cant believe my day, first i was five mins late to work. then we i got there i realized i brought wheat bread instead of white. (i hate wheat bread!) if im late again to work, im gonna lose my job. :sword:
 

shep

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dude just bring poptarts .You can eat em hot or cold and they are tastie.Or wing them at your boss .The corner's of them is sure to inflicked pain if struck in the eye! :thumbsup:
 

BiT

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Did you know wheat bread can give you genital warts? :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

Smiss

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I keep cans of chunky soup and bowl appetite in my work locker (and a case of mountain dew in my car). This works well until your boss decides to randomly take away your microwave.
 

newantt

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that

sounds cool. I hate it when i dont eat in the morning.
 

Smiss

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I think I will pour it over that entire company for doing maintenance so retardedly to their site.
 

Captain 151

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if you get fired for being 5 minutes late.... man.. that sucks!
 

B0EF

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I got fired for not showing up every day. Where's the logic in that?!

I tried to show up every day, I really fucking did!

Oh, no, wait....I didn't :confused:
 
#11
wtf

dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser
 

shep

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Now now play nice kid's :redface:
 
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Raiden_this_sux said:
dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser
dude, take a look at the sites name....let me refresh your memory


WWW.WTF.COM the 'WTF' stands for WHAT THE FUCK....

now it makes PERFECT sense to post completely random shit :mfinger: :p
 

The_DEAL

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Raiden_this_sux said:
dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser
[size=+5] shut the fuck up Raiden you panzy :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :sword: [/size]
 

otepsoul

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:mfinger:
Raiden_this_sux said:
dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser
hmmmm it is wtf so who cares what ppl put.its all bitching so stfu and let this person bitch
 

The_DEAL

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otepsoul said:
:mfinger: hmmmm it is wtf so who cares what ppl put.its all bitching so stfu and let this person bitch
I 2nd that bitch
 

otepsoul

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i do put it in a sack then throw it in the ocean that clears off the finger prints then just burn the body inside the bag,then feed it to some animals. :)
 

The_DEAL

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i live in minnesota no oceans lotta bogs tho...hmmmmmmmmmmm...
 
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throw him in the trunk of a piece of shit car, cover the car in gas, and throw a match on it. that will fix your probelm