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GwendyJ666

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BiT said:
Did you know wheat bread can give you genital warts? :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAa...... *sigh* hmmmhahammm genital warts..... funny. :rolleyes:
 

icka

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Unforgiven said:
throw him in the trunk of a piece of shit car, cover the car in gas, and throw a match on it. that will fix your probelm
that would not work. i say eat it! eat the body! or feed it to something! whatever you do don't recement your side walk and put the body there. cops always find that shit!
 

Skorch

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I didn't bother reading this whole thread, but if it's body disposal then I can offer my modest advice. What you need is to rent a motel room with a tub in it, get a hacksaw (or if possible, a bone saw), lots of heavy duty garbage bags, some rubber gloves, one of those little masks that cover your mouth and nose because it's gonna stink, and sawdust. A car with a nice trunk is also handy, and if you have a weak stomach, keep a separate bag for your vomit because you do not want to be mixing that in with the evidence. A hammer for removing the teeth is also good, but with dna identification nowadays it is really little more than a delay tactic if you can't find yourself a nice big incinerator. Make sure you line the tub with plastic carefully before you go to work so that it can be removed afterwards and a minimum gets left on the tub surface itself. Then you may want to coat the tub with ammonia so that any dna left behind is useless for id-ing. If you really need me to go on, then all you need do is ask, but lets take this one step at a time. First, get the materials, and we'll take it from there.
 

GottaHurt

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This is truly the WTF thread. It starts out with a guy late to work and bringing the wrong bread and turns into body disposal lessons? WTF!!!
 

ron

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youknowthedeal said:
who knows how to dispose of a body???
Find a 16" drill pipe, put the body in it, cover it with fracturing solution, put a building on it or fill it with rock/concrete/whatever.
 

Schism065

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dude...STFU!!!

dude, no one on this site wants to hear shit like that. idk anyone other than a fuck like yoursef whos post a meaningless message like that. i wasted a precious 17 seconds of my life reading ur shit
 

shep

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I just wasted 17 seconds of my life going for a beer and another 17 seconds taking a piss. :mfinger:
 

GottaHurt

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I spend my first 20 minutes at work taking a shit and reading the paper. Wasted time, nah, it's their time.
 

Broken

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Skorch said:
I didn't bother reading this whole thread, but if it's body disposal then I can offer my modest advice. What you need is to rent a motel room with a tub in it, get a hacksaw (or if possible, a bone saw), lots of heavy duty garbage bags, some rubber gloves, one of those little masks that cover your mouth and nose because it's gonna stink, and sawdust. A car with a nice trunk is also handy, and if you have a weak stomach, keep a separate bag for your vomit because you do not want to be mixing that in with the evidence. A hammer for removing the teeth is also good, but with dna identification nowadays it is really little more than a delay tactic if you can't find yourself a nice big incinerator. Make sure you line the tub with plastic carefully before you go to work so that it can be removed afterwards and a minimum gets left on the tub surface itself. Then you may want to coat the tub with ammonia so that any dna left behind is useless for id-ing. If you really need me to go on, then all you need do is ask, but lets take this one step at a time. First, get the materials, and we'll take it from there.

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