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Man gets glued to toilet seat

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ahahahha ... seriously though- who sits on a toilet seat in a home depot? What a retard.
 

Outlawed

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Maybe he wanted to try it out before he buys it.
 

star99ers

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The Article said:
The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.
I'm pretty sure he didn't drop his pants in the middle of the store and test out the seat. He must've been dropping one in the bathroom.
 

Jugular

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I've heard about this 3 times from 3 different people.

IMO, This is just one of the lame lawsuits/complain-ments (sp?) of today's stupid society.
 

Icarus

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From the headline...

"Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Colorado store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue."
 

coffeebeans

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How would you not feel it when you sat down? I mean normal glue wouldn't really hold on to you, and super glue dries really fast.

How humiliating but funny at the same time. :D
 
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yeah, and if he sat on it bare-assed as it appears he did, how would he not feel the smoosh of it against his ass lol... I mean, there's a difference between the feeling of a toilet seat and the feeling of glue on your ass ... he must have been sitting there a looong time.
 

void

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also, when in public toilets like that i always wipe the seat with toilet paper, at least to remove the sweaty residue of the fat ass before me..

he obviously doesn't wipe he seat.

i say he did it himself, he's sueing them now.
 
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void said:
also, when in public toilets like that i always wipe the seat with toilet paper, at least to remove the sweaty residue of the fat ass before me..

he obviously doesn't wipe he seat.

i say he did it himself, he's sueing them now.
Either that or he really wanted to have a reason to sue someone. :rolleyes:
 

Zickddot

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i agree, it's not their fault he didn't use a toilet condom. He probably stole the glue from them too.
 

coffeebeans

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I think this is gonna turn out to be a spitting image of the "chili finger" case.
old men glueing their asses to toilet seats, what next!
 

Tostig

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according to a news report, he tried the same scam on another establishment before this. but he "managed to free himself" on the previous attempt. The manager of the other establishment said he couldn't find any residue on the toilet seat. Guess he got smarter and actually glued himself to the seat this time.

here's a link to the story
 

void

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Tostig said:
according to a news report, he tried the same scam on another establishment before this. but he "managed to free himself" on the previous attempt. The manager of the other establishment said he couldn't find any residue on the toilet seat. Guess he got smarter and actually glued himself to the seat this time.

here's a link to the story
good find.. i thought as much..