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Offbeat Man peed his way out of an avalanche

Jung

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A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

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dustinzgirl

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why did you post this? now CL can say "I need to buy beer, what if I get caught in an avalanche?"
 

Captain 151

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It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt.
LMFAO!! I love this. This thread made my day, and now I feel extremely happy and ready to drink tonight. Thank you, jung.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I especially like the fact that he just didn't pour the beer on the snow itself... he had to drink it! :thumbsup:
 

CopyLifted

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I need to buy beer, what if I get caught in an avalanche?
 

Icarus

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Awesome!

The fucking pioneering spirit at its best.

I love it.
 

RageAgainst

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

If that shit is true..that guy is freakin hero

brainwashmonkey said:
I especially like the fact that he just didn't pour the beer on the snow itself... he had to drink it! :thumbsup: