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Man Sues God

Relly

Gamer From Hell
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I guess... Some people will do anything to keep blame from falling on their own heads.
 
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RedOctober

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Hmmm...
I agree he has a point.

The God of today isn't what He used to be.
He is kind of sloppy, let's even become a moron like George Bush President of God's Own Country... :eek:
So what do you expect?
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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my question: did he keep his side of the contract with God? As in, the ten commandments?

Edit: See, everyone wants to blame. No one wants to take personal responsibility for thier own actions. Fucking retards.
 

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
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they already made a film about it. stars billy connally(sp?): the man who sued god.
 

Jiraffe

Domesticated Savage
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Suing God? Ain't gonna get a dime! Mary's been trying to get child support from that fuck for a long ass time now.

WTF's next? Sue the Smurfs for making fun of short people? Small people are blue because they small haha? Fucking world has gone crazy.
 

Brazen

BAD, BOLD, BRAZEN
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Unforgiven said:
I was baptized.

Does that mean I get to sue god for everything bad in my life? :happysad:
i bet they dunked your head in water that magiclly makes dandruff go away.
 

Fideru

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Wow I actually read the article now. How would they respresent god in court.
 
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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
i bet they dunked your head in water that magiclly makes dandruff go away.
Nah. Our church uses battery acid.

Leaves the scalp feeling nice and fresh.