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Marry, Fuck, Kill

Lioness

Banned - What an Asshat!
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kill Bambi, fuck Pinocchio, marry Dumbo

Batman, Green Lantern, Robin Hood
 

Coa

Whore free since 2010.
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Marry Joe Rogan, Kill Alex Jones, Fuck Art Bell.

Coa, a diseased street 80-year old hooker, a rabid muskrat.
 

Lioness

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Shouldn't this be...

Coa in a batman costume, Coa in a green lantern costume and Coa in a Robin Hood costume?

Marry-coa, kill hooker, fuck-muskrat

Banana, cucumber, squash
 
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-=iNsANe=-ADJ

I once ate broccoli
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Marry: Amy, she needed love Fuck: Courtney, she fucking turns me on Kill: Kayne, I can't take him.

Fat Mike, El Hefe, Eric Melvin
 

rub1out

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
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Marry Pooh, fuck Lamb Chop (it is a sock, after all) and KILL Barney.

Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill the Cat.
 

MaxPower

Stay safe and fuck off
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Marry Pooh, fuck Lamb Chop (it is a sock, after all) and KILL Barney.

Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill the Cat.
Bill Clinton would fuck YOU, Kill Bill Cosby, Marry Bill the cat

George Peppard, George Jetson, George Clinton
 

rub1out

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
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Marry Jetson, fuck Clinton (he'd be a freak) and kill Peppard (no guilt when he's already dead).

Prince, Madonna, Rihanna.
 

Dead Set

Kang of Pang
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Fuck Madonna, marry Prince, Chris Brown on a PCP binge Rihanna.

Shirley Manson, Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson.
 

rub1out

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
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That's a tough one. Fuck Shirley (almost necro-sex, btw), marry Marilyn and unfortunately kill Charlie (he's far outlived his relevance).

Marcia Brady, Jan Brady, Cindy Brady.
 

skroo'd

I don't remember you either.
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What are we playing here, slow pitch? Too easy!

Marry Marcia because it's MarciaMarciaMarcia, fuck Jan because she would do anything enthusiastically for the attention and gratitude, and kill Cindy because nobody wants Sam the butchers leftovers.


Newt Gingrich's current wife, Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin?
 

BudVugger

Jergens
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Fuck Sarah milfy , Marry Michelle brains?, Kill NG's wife Joker lookin mofo


Justin Bieber , Rebecca Black, Snooki
 

BudVugger

Jergens
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Kill Beast, let pino fuck me with his nose, and marry that lovable shrek


Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone, Uncle Jesse