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masturbation test

tkme2thebedroom

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Yes, it's another damn purity test, and I know the rules, and I wouldn't be posting it if I didn't think some would get a kick out of it. It's made for a guy, but we girls can just...pretend. We know what we'd do if we had a penis, i think...
masturbation purity test


You answered "yes" to 66 of 100 questions, making you 34.0% autosexually pure (66.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 34.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 66.0% masturbation addict in you).



See also the marching band purity test
You answered "yes" to 141 of 208 questions, making you 32.2% band/corps pure (67.8% band/corps corrupt); that is, you are 32.2% pure in the band/corps domain.
 
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I answered yes to 25 out of 100 questions and scored 75% pure, but that's probably cause I don't have a penis. We need to find a purity test for chicks. :D
 

tkme2thebedroom

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There is one just for females.

http://www.armory.com./tests/female.html

You answered "yes" to 54 of 100 questions, making you 46.0% sexually pure (54.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 38%, based on a comparison of your test results with 365425 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.0%.
 

icka

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You answered "yes" to 54 of 100 questions, making you 46.0% autosexually pure (54.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 54.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: experienced masturbator


now ill take the test just for females.
 

meh_it_all

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You answered "yes" to 45 of 100 questions, making you 55.0% sexually pure (45.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 55.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%, based on a comparison of your test results with 365425 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.0%.
The first submission for this test was received October 14, 1998.
 

icka

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You answered "yes" to 82 of 100 questions, making you 18.0% sexually pure (82.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 18.0% pure in the sex domain.


ugh!
 
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You answered "yes" to 37 of 100 questions, making you 63.0% sexually pure (37.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 63.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 35%, based on a comparison of your test results with 365425 other submissions for this test.


Wow, I'm pretty boring. Sounds like I need to get busy. (Pun intended)
 

tkme2thebedroom

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icka said:
You answered "yes" to 82 of 100 questions, making you 18.0% sexually pure (82.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 18.0% pure in the sex domain.


ugh!
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If I was a lesbian and you were a lesbian...I'd totally proposition you. But I'm not gay, so will you get your hand out of my pants? :confused:

j/k, much love

What I'm interested in is...damn. You didn't lie or anything? And I expected to have a high score and got like 54 or something.
 

icka

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tkme2thebedroom said:
W
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If I was a lesbian and you were a lesbian...I'd totally proposition you. But I'm not gay, so will you get your hand out of my pants? :confused:

j/k, much love

What I'm interested in is...damn. You didn't lie or anything? And I expected to have a high score and got like 54 or something.
i dont think my percentage is something to be proud of. :-/
 

tkme2thebedroom

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icka said:
i dont think my percentage is something to be proud of. :-/
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm more sorry about whatever could have happened to make you sorry for it. :(
 

icka

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there will be no analyzing the ol icka

im not ashamed or sorry for what ive done in the past to give me those results - i just wont make those same decisions today. does this make sense?
 

tkme2thebedroom

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icka said:
there will be no analyzing the ol icka

im not ashamed or sorry for what ive done in the past to give me those results - i just wont make those same decisions today. does this make sense?
Definately! I'm just glad your life hasn't been drastically changed so as to pretend to not have such a high score. One should never be ashamed of one's past. And don't worry, I won't analyze you except to say good for you. I have a good friend who could learn a lesson from you, perhaps.
 

LiberatioN

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You answered "yes" to 17 of 100 questions, making you 83.0% autosexually pure (17.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 83.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 17.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: beginner

... :(
 
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i answered 58/100 yes
42% pure
58% corrupt
34% weirdness factor
 

LiberatioN

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I guess sucking myself off or masturbating to people having sex in front of you is where I draw the line.
 

tkme2thebedroom

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LiberatioN said:
I guess sucking myself off or masturbating to people having sex in front of you is where I draw the line.
if god had originally intended for people to suck themselves off, he would have made men more bendy. So in order to get that extra little pleasure you must work and toil to stretch your body and then you reaps whatcha sews. Hey, if I was a guy, i'd try it. Probably.
 

RageAgainst

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You answered "yes" to 22 of 100 questions, making you 78.0% autosexually pure (22.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 78.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 22.0% masturbation addict in you).

:confused:
 

_Kitana_

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You answered "yes" to 32 of 100 questions, making you 68.0% autosexually pure (32.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 68.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 32.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: average masturbator
 

gehtfuct

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You answered "yes" to 100 of 100 questions, making you 0.0% autosexually pure (100.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 0.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 100.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: elite masturbation pro
I am the master.

I used to work in a bait shop. :D
 

magnolia

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Ahaha! My results are so funny. Thanks for the laugh. Rep for that for sure.

Here is the result of your Masturbation Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 54 of 100 questions, making you 46.0% autosexually pure (54.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 54.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: experienced masturbator