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MaxPower

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DIZNUTS

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did you just grab my ass???
 

MaxPower

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Sorry it was dark, and I thought you were GGW.

BTW, now I know what it's like to open the bait & tackle and see a thread entitled with ones name. My sphincter tightened up adequately, to crush beer cans.
 

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wow Max you were so gentle :love:
 

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DIZNUTS said:
wow Max you were so gentle :love:
Ya like the way I slipped ya the finger, and tickled your prostate? I invented that move. :thumbsup:
 

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Ya like the way I slipped ya the finger, and tickled your prostate? I invented that move. :thumbsup:
hold up....noone tickled my prostate...i did get a reach around though :thumbsup:
 

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DIZNUTS said:
hold up....noone tickled my prostate...i did get a reach around though :thumbsup:
Wait. I specifically felt a prostate! But I didn't give a reacharound. Hold on, I think I know what happened. *dials gehtfuct's trailer.
 

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Wait. I specifically felt a prostate! But I didn't give a reacharound. Hold on, I think I know what happened. *dials gehtfuct's trailer.
hold up..if u groped an ass and felt a proste and i had some one grab my ass and give me a reach around hj.....what the fuck is going on?
 

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MaxPower said:
*dials gehtfuct's trailer.


GF: Hello?
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF: I'm makin' your lunch. WTF do you want?
Max: Whattaya doin"?
GF: Max,I don't have time to play right now. I've got an hour before I've got to pick up your old lady and take her to the Hillbilly Convention.
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF:WTF Max?!
Max: I miss you.
GF: *click!*
 

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GF: Hello?
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF: I'm makin' your lunch. WTF do you want?
Max: Whattaya doin"?
GF: Max,I don't have time to play right now. I've got an hour before I've got to pick up your old lady and take her to the Hillbilly Convention.
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF:WTF Max?!
Max: I miss you.
GF: *click!*
:Bow::rotflmao::Bow:

I knew I knew that guy from somewhere.
 

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His last acid trip he thought he was jesus.
oh ok....well Max i think your finger wants to go super saiyan on Descent's prostate
 

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DIZNUTS said:
oh ok....well Max i think your finger wants to go super saiyan on Descent's prostate
It already looks like ground beef from the last time.
 

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It already looks like ground beef from the last time.
... :sick: ...

But the rest of this shit is just too damn funny :rotflmao: :lol: :lol: , reps up to everyone that posted before me :thumbsup:
 
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GF: Hello?
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF: I'm makin' your lunch. WTF do you want?
Max: Whattaya doin"?
GF: Max,I don't have time to play right now. I've got an hour before I've got to pick up your old lady and take her to the Hillbilly Convention.
Max: Whattaya doin'?
GF:WTF Max?!
Max: I miss you.
GF: *click!*
Will you hand me my beer? Oh yeah, I used the last square of toliet Paper.
 

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Will you hand me my beer? Oh yeah, I used the last square of toliet Paper.
/Hands you the beer.

I notcied I just used the mouth of the bottle instead.
 

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/Hands you the beer.

I notcied I just used the mouth of the bottle instead.

So you just noticed you had a beer bottle in your ass? Brb lemme go get ya champagne Bottle.
 

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So you just noticed you had a beer bottle in your ass? Brb lemme go get ya champagne Bottle.
I can juggle too
 
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