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MaxPower's Helpful Driving tips (for not incurring my Wrath)

MaxPower

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I have decided to publish this list of driving tips to make the world aware of the behavior I expect of them when sharing the road with me; MaxPower. Even I can not expect other drivers to automatically know the do's and don't of driving in my presence, they were obviously not raised to be courteous to me; MaxPower. Therefore I will allow them to share my road provided they follow a few basic rules. I (MaxPower) have listed here the following guidelines to be adhered to. I expect nothing of you that I do not expect of myself. If you can manage to behave as expected you may continue to drive on my roads un~harassed and keep all of your limbs and digits. If any of you have driving peeves that may affect me (MaxPower), feel free to post them, and help the world make my driving experience a pleasant one.


1. When merging onto the Long Island Expressway, or any similar high-speed roadway; be advised that you must accelerate to match the speed of vehicles already occupying that space. This applies if I am currently on said roadway, and you are merging in front of me, or if I am behind you, attempting to merge.

A) A variation of this rule applies to surface roads. Whereas turning onto a road that I already occupy, you must accelerate to match my speed if turning in front of me, or wait for me to pass and turn behind me.

2. Driving up my ass is frowned upon in traffic, and can only cause you grief. Driving less than one foot from my rear bumper will not make the 3,000 people in front of me move faster.

3. More than one stuffed animal on the rear window deck of your vehicle is strictly prohibited. Even then, this practice is only permissible if the driver or owner of the vehicle, is a woman.

4. Cutting me off, is defined by changing lanes or crossing in front of me at a close proximity to my vehicle, and/or not using your signaling device. This offense is punishable by death.

5. Loud rap/hip-hop, or any other music played for the sole purpose of utilizing your sub-woofers beyond factory specified levels, is permissible provided:
A) The db level is not such that I can hear it 5 minutes prior to your arrival at my Location.
B) The db level is not such that from the outside of your vehicle, all that can be heard is the body panels on your vehicle buzzing, and rattling.
 

mariusthegreat

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MaxPower said:
B) The db level is not such that from the outside of your vehicle, all that can be heard is the body panels on your vehicle buzzing, and rattling.
Man that shit gets on my nerves...a lot of the times you hear the licence plates rattling too....pisses me off...
 

Descent

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Fuck those ghetto assholes who blast their subwoofers.

Subwoofers give too much emphasis on bass and drown out the treble...That's why people who listen to rap music like them.
 

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jstager said:
Fuck those ghetto assholes who blast their subwoofers.

Subwoofers give too much emphasis on bass and drown out the treble...That's why people who listen to rap music like them.
WRONG ASSHOLE im one of those people who have the subwoofers and yes i havent had the money for the dynamat so my trunk does rattle. but no you cant hear the bass 5 min before i arrive. the treble and midrange is equal to my bass,
its called equiliseation and if your an audiophile like my self you do get pissed off at people that have more bass then treble and midrange.
i have 1,500 watts do i use it, nope unless i want to. there is a fine line between underdone and over done mine is perfect.
i have kills for all my amps and cross troughs so they arent needed to hear the music.
my equipment: 2 alpine type E12 (500watt bazooka mono) and 2 500watt 2 chanel bazooka amps and the 10 disk changer


well theres my 2cents if you dont like it STFU!!!
 

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The_DEA said:
WRONG ASSHOLE im one of those people who have the subwoofers and yes i havent had the money for the dynamat so my trunk does rattle. but no you cant hear the bass 5 min before i arrive. the treble and midrange is equal to my bass,
its called equiliseation and if your an audiophile like my self you do get pissed off at people that have more bass then treble and midrange.
i have 1,500 watts do i use it, nope unless i want to. there is a fine line between underdone and over done mine is perfect.
i have kills for all my amps and cross troughs so they arent needed to hear the music.
my equipment: 2 alpine type E12 (500watt bazooka mono) and 2 500watt 2 chanel bazooka amps and the 10 disk changer


well theres my 2cents if you dont like it STFU!!!
Knock yourself out. As long as you follow the rules that I have so gracious supplied you with
 
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it's funny when people think they're cool by playing their music really loud, but they have speakers that can't handle it, so it sounds like shit. those people are fun to make fun of. as for the rattling body panels part, my old car used to be like that... yes, i'd have the volume up, so the damn thing would rattle... not anymore, though. i figured only losers do that. now i keep it at a decent level.
 

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The_DEA said:
WRONG ASSHOLE im one of those people who have the subwoofers and yes i havent had the money for the dynamat so my trunk does rattle. but no you cant hear the bass 5 min before i arrive. the treble and midrange is equal to my bass,
its called equiliseation and if your an audiophile like my self you do get pissed off at people that have more bass then treble and midrange.
i have 1,500 watts do i use it, nope unless i want to. there is a fine line between underdone and over done mine is perfect.
i have kills for all my amps and cross troughs so they arent needed to hear the music.
my equipment: 2 alpine type E12 (500watt bazooka mono) and 2 500watt 2 chanel bazooka amps and the 10 disk changer


well theres my 2cents if you dont like it STFU!!!
wo there DEA...breathe.....onnnee.....tttwwwooo....ttthhhreeee.....
 

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mariusthegreat said:
wo there DEA...breathe.....onnnee.....tttwwwooo....ttthhhreeee.....
hey man ever think that only the caps are yelling the rest is in a calm tone try readin like that
 

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i did my friend...thats how i understood it....you stilll need to chill out....it kinda sounds unreasonable to call someone an asshole for posting something as retarded as he did....no offence max...
 

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mariusthegreat said:
i did my friend...thats how i understood it....you stilll need to chill out....it kinda sounds unreasonable to call someone an asshole for posting something as retarded as he did....no offence max...
by jstager said:
Fuck those ghetto assholes who blast their subwoofers.

Subwoofers give too much emphasis on bass and drown out the treble...That's why people who listen to rap music like them.
well look ar that buckweat it was jstager and (s)he is an ....... i need this thread moved
 

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Driving in te U.S. isn't that bad, only about 98 percent of population cannot drive at all, that means the percentage has dropped from last year. Hooray!!!
 

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DEA...I never ONCE said fuck ALL people with subwoofers, only the inconsiderate ones that blast it real loud so the whole neighboorhood has to hear it.

From my experience, rap is most often blasted on speakers. I have two Paradigm Atoms and would never trade them for a 5.1 set.
 

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mariusthegreat said:
i did my friend...thats how i understood it....you stilll need to chill out....it kinda sounds unreasonable to call someone an asshole for posting something as retarded as he did....no offence max...
Retarded? All of those points are valid. I'm sure all of you who drive feel the same.
The format I posted it in was supposed to make the thread more interesting, and I wasd hoping to add some humor to it. If you like from now on I can just whine and moan like I'm on the rag.
Damn marius, talk about the man trying to squash creativity. You're just pissed of 'cause I srtuck a nerve. Now every time you cut someone off, you'll be looking over your shoulder, praying it wasn't me. :gun: :bomb: :sword:
 

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MaxPower said:
Retarded? All of those points are valid. I'm sure all of you who drive feel the same.
The format I posted it in was supposed to make the thread more interesting, and I wasd hoping to add some humor to it. If you like from now on I can just whine and moan like I'm on the rag.
Damn marius, talk about the man trying to squash creativity. You're just pissed of 'cause I srtuck a nerve. Now every time you cut someone off, you'll be looking over your shoulder, praying it wasn't me. :gun: :bomb: :sword:
no it will be me running him off the road tryin to get him to smash up his car after he cuts me off
 

mariusthegreat

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Max, thats how i undetstood it...i saw the humor and read the sarcasm...some ppl dont...and go on cussing and yelling...cough cough ..the dea.....anyways....im with ya..it sux when ppl just post to ..post and have no creativity....much luv to ya max....
 

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mariusthegreat said:
Max, thats how i undetstood it...i saw the humor and read the sarcasm...some ppl dont...and go on cussing and yelling...cough cough ..the dea.....anyways....im with ya..it sux when ppl just post to ..post and have no creativity....much luv to ya max....
lol, Cough, cough, Dea's Rattle bass mobile.