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BrIONwoshMunky

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Max and Gehtfuct were recently sighted holding hands while sniffing tulips while on a weekend retreat to Holland. How gehy. :thumbsdn:
 
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Descent said something about seeing him on a gay porn site.

"Max does Manhattan."

There are better ways of going about supporting a drug habit Max.

We're just here to help. :thumbsup:
 

MaxPower

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brainwashmonkey said:
Max and Gehtfuct were recently sighted holding hands while sniffing tulips while on a weekend retreat to Holland. How gehy. :thumbsdn:
"Today, 03:22 AM " followed by a post like that.

Your life rules!! :thumbsup:

And did you alledgedly see this when you were planting two lips? (on cock)
 

SouthWolf

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Well max you must be relieved now that it is out in the open and all. More power to ya just don't hit on me. Thanks!
 

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love gone wrong

brainwashmonkey said:
Max and Gehtfuct were recently sighted holding hands while sniffing tulips while on a weekend retreat to Holland. How gehy. :thumbsdn:
...when asked what drove them into eachother's company, they both resoundingly replied,"brainwashmonkey". puzzled by this an investigation began to gather the details. apparently geht walked in on bwm and max at bwm's place one day last summer. the conversation was short and sweet, there they uncovered each's e-lust for one another- a beautiful three way relationship ensued.

soon after, bwm discovered max & geht would see eachother on the side w/o him. this enraged him (b/c he thought they had something "special")- burned by the uncontrollable desire for revenge; feeling betrayed- bwm outs max & geht as gay lovers but fails to mention his own indiscretions in an attempt to embarress them in front of a rumor mill hungry wtf.com public.

this is the reason you'll often see bwm crying in the corner, shivering, taking donations. so if you see him, be kind for there is nothing worse than a broken heart.
 

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gurlgonewild said:
...when asked what drove them into eachother's company, they both resoundingly replied,"brainwashmonkey". puzzled by this an investigation began to gather the details. apparently geht walked in on bwm and max at bwm's place one day last summer. the conversation was short and sweet, there they uncovered each's e-lust for one another- a beautiful three way relationship ensued.

soon after, bwm discovered max & geht would see eachother on the side w/o him. this enraged him (b/c he thought they had something "special")- burned by the uncontrollable desire for revenge; feeling betrayed- bwm outs max & geht as gay lovers but fails to mention his own indiscretions in an attempt to embarress them in front of a rumor mill hungry wtf.com public.

this is the reason you'll often see bwm crying in the corner, shivering, taking donations. so if you see him, be kind for there is nothing worse than a broken heart.
You forgot the part about HavokChylde. He is also part of this triangle of love... and Johnny, I guess I shouldn't even bring it up. :D
 

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ah you caught me! slight oversight, my apologies. HC is the ring leader, he formed the CJF (circle jerk foundation). what can i say? everyone needs an outlet for their desires, even johnny.
 

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gurlgonewild said:
...when asked what drove them into eachother's company, they both resoundingly replied,"brainwashmonkey". puzzled by this an investigation began to gather the details. apparently geht walked in on bwm and max at bwm's place one day last summer. the conversation was short and sweet, there they uncovered each's e-lust for one another- a beautiful three way relationship ensued.

soon after, bwm discovered max & geht would see eachother on the side w/o him. this enraged him (b/c he thought they had something "special")- burned by the uncontrollable desire for revenge; feeling betrayed- bwm outs max & geht as gay lovers but fails to mention his own indiscretions in an attempt to embarress them in front of a rumor mill hungry wtf.com public.

this is the reason you'll often see bwm crying in the corner, shivering, taking donations. so if you see him, be kind for there is nothing worse than a broken heart.
If all this was true, that would make you my Hetero-experiment. I didn't hear you complaining after you used up all the beads on you abacus, tallying the orgasms. Not that it was torture for me. I found it enjoyable. But next time...can we use a different kind of rope? That hemp stuff chaffs my taint.
 

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ChilianFuckFace said:
You forgot the part about HavokChylde. He is also part of this triangle of love... and Johnny, I guess I shouldn't even bring it up. :D
Wouldn't that make it a love-quadrangle or love-pentagon? Get your geosexometry straight.
 

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MaxPower said:
If all this was true, that would make you my Hetero-experiment. I didn't hear you complaining after you used up all the beads on you abacus, tallying the orgasms. Not that it was torture for me. I found it enjoyable. But next time...can we use a different kind of rope? That hemp stuff chaffs my taint.
LOL :hviking: (you horny viking) abso-fucking-lutely!
what a bunch of sluts tsk, tsk.
 

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MaxPower said:
Wouldn't that make it a love-quadrangle or love-pentagon? Get your geosexometry straight.
I know... this is wtf.com has made of me... gay and ignorant!

Edit: did I say gay?
 

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Hmmmm.....How did I end up on this farm full of turd burglars???

*Scratches head as he slowly backs away towards exit*
 

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SouthWolf said:
Hmmmm.....How di I end up on this farm full of turd burglars???

*Scratches head as he sl;oly backs away towards exit*
There is no exit. Once your in, your in kiddo. Dont take any candy from BWM its laced with date rape drugs. I only know this because I make the candy for him.
 

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Damn why didn't I learn to read the fine print the last time i signed my life away. Guess I just have to keep my back to the wall and bend over at the knees instead of the waist.
 

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gurlgonewild said:
LOL :hviking: (you horny viking) abso-fucking-lutely!
what a bunch of sluts tsk, tsk.
Well, I aim to please. We at WTF.com realize that our members have a choice in intewebnetonispere forums. That's why we spare no expense, to satisfy our members even if it involves using our member. :thumbsup:
 
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MaxPower said:
Well, I aim to please. We at WTF.com realize that our members have a choice in intewebnetonispere forums. That's why we spare no expense, to satisfy our members even if it involves using our member. :thumbsup:

Make a donation, and Max will allow you to watch him dance "the Hula" on his webcam, for ten minutes.
 
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