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McJobbers and Their Idiocy

Al Caponeoni

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First of all, I would like to say that if I get one more fucked up order, I'm going to snap and throw a live grenade in the order window.

So, I go to McDonalds, order a few simple things, and the girl at the window (and I say girl because, Jesus, she must have been 15) reads the order back. Fine, good, whatever. I sighed, and hoped to fuck that they got my order right.

Well, they give me the food, and I don't bother to check. I'm pretty confident that they wouldn't fuck it up 15 damn times in a row (yes, 15. Swear to Christ it's true).

Get home, and mother fucker, they miss an entire portion of the fucking meal! I'm pissed, and I want to firebomb the fucktards.

I just can't fuckin' understand! How hard is it to take a fucking order, cook it properly, and put it in a shitty paper sack? Does it take that much fucking intelligence NOT to screw it all to hell?

I'm sick of seeing some acne-plagued 16 year old snot staring at me with absoltutely NO fuckin' intelligence in their eyes.

C'mon people. Get the fuckin' order right. It doesn't take that much effort.

Fuck McDonalds and fuck whoever hires the help. They have no soul.

Sin-fuckin'-cerely :mfinger:,
Al

(P.S. If anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry.)
 

TwisT

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Al Caponeoni said:
First of all, I would like to say that if I get one more fucked up order, I'm going to snap and throw a live grenade in the order window.

So, I go to McDonalds, order a few simple things, and the girl at the window (and I say girl because, Jesus, she must have been 15) reads the order back. Fine, good, whatever. I sighed, and hoped to fuck that they got my order right.

Well, they give me the food, and I don't bother to check. I'm pretty confident that they wouldn't fuck it up 15 damn times in a row (yes, 15. Swear to Christ it's true).

Get home, and mother fucker, they miss an entire portion of the fucking meal! I'm pissed, and I want to firebomb the fucktards.

I just can't fuckin' understand! How hard is it to take a fucking order, cook it properly, and put it in a shitty paper sack? Does it take that much fucking intelligence NOT to screw it all to hell?

I'm sick of seeing some acne-plagued 16 year old snot staring at me with absoltutely NO fuckin' intelligence in their eyes.

C'mon people. Get the fuckin' order right. It doesn't take that much effort.

Fuck McDonalds and fuck whoever hires the help. They have no soul.

Sin-fuckin'-cerely :mfinger:,
Al

(P.S. If anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry.)
HA HA HA!! Another victim of a pimple faced fuck nut..... :bonk:
 

dustinzgirl

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I agree, my local mcds fucks it up alot. i just call and bitch and get free food.
 

MaxPower

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Seriously D00d. I hate that. It's like "You know why you work @ mcdonalds? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE WORKING AT MCDONALDS.

I once ordered Two value meals. Looked in the bag and saw everything was there, and pulled away.
Went allllll the way home. Only to find that they DIDN'T PUT ANY FUCKING MEAT ON THE BURGER!!!
Lettuce, tomato, bun, ok, BUT NO FUCKING MEAT!!!

Forgive my ignorance, but isn't the meat kind of the whole point of the burger?
 

morelos

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no, the 'nade will do. actually, i wouldn't mind an oreo mcflurry.
 
#8
If they messed up your order 15 times in a row, how can you possibly think they would get it right next time? Also, McDonalds sucks.
 

tharuz

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some people just have to grow some balls and check, and if it`s not right, you claim it, ou give it back to them, if it`s cold, your fries or your burger, you give them back
 

morelos

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AAAAAAAAAGHHHH YOU PIECES OF SHIT you got my order wrongz0r!@#@@!

see, that's how you're supposed to handle it. then ask to speak to the 'manager' and shove the sundae in his pimply pre-pubescent face.
 
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McDonald's story:

Somebody i know used to work at mcdicks... he was quite high up in the ranks there or someshit... but he hated it, so he applied for a job at radio shack. he got the job and quit mcdicks without any warning... just left. so, he goes in there the next day to order ice cream... they say to him "we're not gonna serve you. get out." so he says "i have just as much right to be in here as anybody." they tell him "you're tresspassing and we're gonna call the cops." they would have too, if he woulnd't have left... so, he goes back the next day... same deal... cept he had a few guys with him... so he gets his ice cream... and lives happily ever after.

i hate that kid... it woulda been funny to see him arrested :p
 
#13
i fuckin hate mcd's. it makes me sick seriously. y'all should go to arby's its at least real food thats not "greaseafied"
i work at arby's and i can proudly say im not pimple face and have never fucked up and order. and no im not some piece of shit 30 year old manager im only 17 and im a student so i have to work there do to limeted oppurtunitys
 

MaxPower

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The Cheat said:
If they messed up your order 15 times in a row, how can you possibly think they would get it right next time? Also, McDonalds sucks.
A little thing called "faith in humanity".
 

MaxPower

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Unforgiven said:
McDonald's story:

Somebody i know used to work at mcdicks... he was quite high up in the ranks there or someshit...
Ahhhh..the proverbial "king of shit hill".
 

otepsoul

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Al Caponeoni said:
First of all, I would like to say that if I get one more fucked up order, I'm going to snap and throw a live grenade in the order window.

So, I go to McDonalds, order a few simple things, and the girl at the window (and I say girl because, Jesus, she must have been 15) reads the order back. Fine, good, whatever. I sighed, and hoped to fuck that they got my order right.

Well, they give me the food, and I don't bother to check. I'm pretty confident that they wouldn't fuck it up 15 damn times in a row (yes, 15. Swear to Christ it's true).

Get home, and mother fucker, they miss an entire portion of the fucking meal! I'm pissed, and I want to firebomb the fucktards.

I just can't fuckin' understand! How hard is it to take a fucking order, cook it properly, and put it in a shitty paper sack? Does it take that much fucking intelligence NOT to screw it all to hell?

I'm sick of seeing some acne-plagued 16 year old snot staring at me with absoltutely NO fuckin' intelligence in their eyes.

C'mon people. Get the fuckin' order right. It doesn't take that much effort.

Fuck McDonalds and fuck whoever hires the help. They have no soul.

Sin-fuckin'-cerely :mfinger:,
Al

(P.S. If anyone is offended by this, I'm sorry.)
hmmmm so what was your first job???
 

G's-up

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"I'm sick of seeing some acne-plagued 16 year old snot staring at me with absoltutely NO fuckin' intelligence in their eyes."
Maybe someone should tell them to stop bobbing for french fries......its hell on the complexion......
 

Al Caponeoni

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otepsoul said:
hmmmm so what was your first job???
Ehh, don't even give me that "harder than it looks" shit. I have done my fair fuckin' share of hard labor, much harder than cooking a hamburger.
 

Al Caponeoni

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otepsoul said:
Sheetrocking a 120x190 Auto Repair shop, assembling various toolboxes, shelves, etc. . . Building shelving units, window frames, door frames, putting up airlines, putting up electrical lines, framing the building as well, being a ranchhand, etc. . . I could go on, but that is some of the basic stuff I have done.