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There's an extremely pronounced individualistic side to your character. In all those with this first name, there's always something of a free, wild stallion. This means that it won't be easy to make them accept rules and that they'll often refuse any too imperious or too restrictive order. Their enterprising spirit, their dynamism, their ability to see far and wide can hardly make do with impediments to their freedom of action.
You like responsibilities and you refuse to be taken care of: you only long to look after yourself even if it sometimes means erring because of exaggerated optimism. You never want to walk in someone's shadow. Fundamentally, you feel free enough, strong enough to be able to exist by yourself. You don't need someone who comforts you, neither a protector, neither a guide.
Your relations with authority, whatever it may be — parents, teachers, superiors, administrative powers — are always more or less tense. Your often rebellious attitude makes one believe that you're tactless. But on the contrary, when you're yourself invested with authority, you want others to respect it duly.
Your intelligence is above all lucid and logical. You're too direct to ever get lost in existential meanders, and you aren't either inclined to mull over the past.
Extremely enthusiastic and anxious to succeed in all your undertakings, you're nevertheless sufficiently conscious of your chances of success. You're endowed with the faculty to adapt yourself to circumstances and to use them as a springboard. As you're an emotive person, you can experience depression in the wake of a brutal failure, but you don't let yourself be downhearted: you'll wait for your forces with a view to making a new start.
Of an irascible nature, you flare up quickly, and you often happen to lose your temper. But your anger is that of a superficial and touchy personage who'll get indignant or become angry but who'll thereafter look for forgiveness. When annoyed, you'll shout very loudly and will immediately forget all about it. Your anger once cooled off, you'll bear no grudge. If you sometimes happen to give in to shattering fits of anger, there're at least no actual manifestations of hostility: you simply try to assert yourself!
You're prompted by a powerful passion. But your passion is not raw and overflowing: it's rather a fire that smolders under the ashes and which emits more heat than flame. It manifests itself in your taste for risks and your desire to remove the constraints that are imposed on you.
In everyday life, you're sociable, merry, and of agreeable company. You're also often obliging. Your enthusiasm is contagious. In your relationships with others, you appear rather conciliatory, understanding, and tolerant. You're generally frank and direct in your words as in your acts.
You possess a double personality and it's not always easy for you to assume this duality. You aspire to the joy of living, you only ask to share it with others; but you find that this task is not easy, so much so that at other moments you feel disappointed, being down in the dumps and even unable to joke. It's then the sign of a more or less profound depression. The truth is that you abhor boredom : as soon as something bores you, you try to shirk it.
Curiosity is the quality that seems most precious to you and you cultivate it assiduously. It's this curiosity that permits you to always keep your mind alert, to feel well at ease in all surroundings, and to adapt yourself to any environment.
You like to live in the present moment. You don't have a past and you refuse to project yourself into the future. The mere fact of only thinking of living the present minute spares you numerous more or less existential anguishes.
You're good at contacts, you also are gifted for complicity and communication. You understand everything very quickly.
As a rule, you tend to go too fast, to want to do too many things. But the continuous search for agitation is not what will help you preserve your physical and mental balance. It's not a bad thing that you cultivate a hobby which allows you to satisfy the part of yourself that your professional activities have not fulfilled. The satisfactions which you'll draw from it will help you fight the tendencies to depression that could appear. On the other hand, by trying to preserve an ever young and ever alert mind — a mind that's always fascinated by novelty — you'll remain the eternal adolescent who you intimately always want to be.
The most surprising side to your character is perhaps your great sentimentality. Despite your appearance as a conqueror, you always very deeply feel a pressing need of affection and friendship. But you often come up against a solid barrier, and your incessant efforts at winning the intimacy of others rarely bear the expected fruits. In other words, your personality is attractive but little engaging. If you can make good relations easily, on the contrary you feel it most difficult to make true friends.
In the relationships that people have with you, one almost always has to deal with a discreet, rather introverted individual who needs to feel understood. Daring, panache, easiness and passionate sentimentality are not your strong points. On the contrary, application, attention, discernment, and social sense can be your assets.
You've great sharpness of judgment and acute critical sense. You value lucidity and reason as cardinal virtues. You need to remain in contact with the concrete, fearing above all not to be up to your task.
This first name is generally considered as one of the best privileged ones. Those with such a first name seem to have been born to enjoy existence rather than to bear it as most mortals do since their chance in life is extremely good. They have this extraordinary faculty to always manage to get through.
Thus your existence is as a rule easy, agreeable, at least as far as material needs are concerned. Hedonistic by nature and having aristocratic blood in your veins, you like comfort and luxury to which you set no limits. Without an easy material life, you may lose all your means and be unable to profit by your brilliant intellectual qualities. A little too much centered on your own well-being, you often display enormous egoism. It pleases you to stay above the crowd and have a life tempo which's different from that of others.
You need time to live and to act. Patience is your well-known character trait: just as an ant, you proceed meticulously, without haste, with the insect's perfect precision, so as to attain remarkable efficaciousness. With you, nothing is ever left to chance. You've an answer to everything, at all time and in every place.
Precise, methodical, and well-organized at the same time, you gracefully submit to the rules of the game that nature imposes on you. You know how to make use of your intelligence and your resourceful mind at the service of your career, sometimes at the service of others.
You've a taste for reading, curiosity of mind and collect knowledge in the most varied domains. Whence a kaleidoscopic culture which is generally superficial but which has its effects. You can say quotations easily, being served by remarkable memory. One can find in you a mixture of skepticism — which makes you derisive and caustic — and receptiveness to the irrational, even to superstition.
Revolt is not part of your nature. Fate is accepted by you, whence patience, philosophy, and certain wisdom. But on the interior plane, you suffer from numerous inhibitions and certain difficulty letting yourself go.
You're gifted for charming and for creating ties. You reveal yourself to be apt at transmitting what you receive and at smoothing things over.
Everyday life near you is not quite easy since you're often finicky. The unforeseen disturbs you. However, under exceptional circumstances, your efficacy is incomparable. And when you deal with a situation, one can entirely trust you. Beyond your self-centeredness you're sometimes capable of extreme devotion.
You have a tendency to be attracted to Asians.
^ was a joke lol
You're in dire need to be understood, approved, and appreciated. And your sorrow is immense when you think you've displeased those whose esteem for you is somewhat your reason for living. Being a tender, sensitive soul, a charming personality, you attach the greatest price to the opinion of others. This can render you sensitive to flattery; this can also at times incite you to a kind of inconsequence inasmuch — in order to preserve harmony with persons of your near circle — as you refrain from asserting yourself and as your passive tolerance finally results in certain compromising.
You're mostly moved by altruistic, idealistic, or philanthropic tendencies. Beauty under all its forms attracts you whereas violence and disorder appall you. As a general rule, people bearing this first name are those who act with heart and discernment, who strive to live well, who like their neighbors and sincerely want to make this world better. They also have a very serene attitude toward death and the beyond.
You like people as they are — with their qualities as well as their defects, their greatnesses as well as their weaknesses. Gentle, affable, easy to live with, you know how to lend an attentive year to others and if necessary to give them judicious counsel.
Perspicacity is probably your most striking character trait. Endowed with a penetrating and subtle mind, you enjoy a direct access to the heart of things. Thus you regularly hit upon ideas of genius or fantastic visions. Always in advance on your times, you often appear as quite a character, at times as an eccentric, and sometimes create a scandal, being a victim of the misunderstanding of your entourage.
One could however reproach you for your excessive vanity. You like to take care meticulously of your appearance, you dress yourself with style and ostentation, you use and abuse perfumes and other tricks. Your exaggeration in elegance and your narcissism constitute one of the clearly negative aspects of your personality.
You've a constant need to express yourself, to meet new faces, or quite simply to dream, and could not adapt yourself to routine or a strict discipline.
There exist in you sure tendencies to morbid introspection and to depression. You could be hardly conscious of them, or else they could not have until now had an occasion to manifest themselves. But an unhappy combination of circumstances could cause them to emerge and cause havoc.
Sometimes you feel a need to express yourself. Most likely nude. Show me them boobies!!!! lol
Your first name is marked with the sense of reality, efficiency, perseverance, and stakes its happiness on tranquility. Indeed, it's vital for you to be assured of what can shelter you from want — be it a garden to cultivate, a job that provides your daily bread, or a larger enterprise to which you'll devote yourself. You almost always yearn for a possession which permits you to be relatively sure of the morrow. In order to reach your objectives, you don't dream but you reveal yourself a tireless worker. You resemble a plow ox, which is peaceful, slow, stuck in its habits, but capable of displaying considerable force and accomplishing a useful task patiently.
You feel all deprivation very acutely. Any diminution — be it a physical limitation, a loss of activity, or the absence of a dear one — is a dispossession for you. It's why people sometimes denounce your kind selfishness, your avidity which, once brought to the extreme, may give birth to tendencies to cornering.
Stubbornness, which is one of your main characteristics, precludes all possibility of compromise. It's particularly difficult, almost impossible, for you to go back on a decision, to modify your opinion or your sentiments. As a result, there may be great moral sufferings and long-lasting disagreements which will affect you in the first place.
Your courage and patience are legendary. They constitute your force, allowing you to always relentlessly fight all odds in order to reach your objectives. But they can also be a cause of your doom for you'd prefer persisting in your error to changing your mind.
It would be erroneous to see in you only this aspect which is calm, balanced, and little prone to emotions. If circumstances demand it, you can perfectly get into the arena and fight gallantly for your success, your profit. When you break out, it's a formidable big cat that one faces. One should never underestimate your force of reaction. It's true that you seem to take time to be moved, but all facts will have been registered and all wrongs strongly felt. And when some kind of level is reached, the poison of anger gushes out powerfully in your soul, thus making you trample even what was the dearest to you. But you'll improve with age since it takes you time to become conscious of yourself and to evolve.
Your existence is centered on an immense love for life and on its pleasures. Your sensuality is therefore very well developed, but this sensuality is wholesome and very close to nature. You know how to savor the pleasure that comes from the satisfactions of the senses. In trying to better extract the joy included in each moment of life, you give precedence to gourmandise and enjoyment.
You're inhabited by pride and very prone to action. Should you experience the brutal loss of a motivation or of your faith in action, you'd be inclined to settle down in a failure neurosis — for it's less painful for your pride to be yourself responsible for your lack of success than to see it imposed on you by someone else or by circumstances. However, sometimes you will purely and simply ignore failure and continue as if it did not exist, thus replacing confidence with tenacity.
You suffer very much when the difference is too great between the dream you nurture and the reality you live. Your superego is exaggerated and can incline you to excessive exigency towards yourself as well as towards others.
One can often reproach you for being self-centered. In any and all common enterprise, you've too much of a tendency to take all the credit without showing the part of merit that comes from one or the other of your collaborators. Of course, it's you who arouse things, who awaken inspiration, who stimulate dynamism; of course, it's almost innocently that you occupy the first place or try to do it; of course, you make efforts to reach that place. But it rarely comes to your mind that others can hardly put up with being mere pawns in your personal game. They themselves long to improve their images. One could accept your legitimate pride, but you discredit yourself when this pride proves to be mere conceit.
Among your greatest defaults one must also list this irascible temperament which sometimes makes you flare up in blind, devastating rage, with great gestures which sweep away all that's within your reach. One can also list your candid self-confidence which borders on naiveté and becomes unbearable only when it turns into despotism.
The other side of the coin shows us an entirely different personality who is capable of great sentiments, is of extreme nobility, devoid of all pettiness, endowed with a profound sense of justice and an idealism full of panache and magnanimity. Your worth mainly resides in your frankness, your sincerity, your integrity.
Your clear, flexible, very sensitive intelligence permits you to grasp problems immediately. You possess a remarkable mind for synthesis and a vivid appetite for creation. Let's also list courage, authority, definite concern for your honor and your reputation. Your personal charisma gives you a powerful ascendancy over other people.
You're generous, enthusiastic, energetic. You have not only the desire but also the capacity to command. Your influence all naturally attracts a small court around you. And as you appreciate to be the sighting mark of your circle, you quite readily assume responsibilities. It's in this way that your authoritarian tendencies may prevail and incite you to take the interests of others lightly.
In all cases, you've a stronger need of success than other people. Repeated failures are apt to undermine you and you've much difficulty recovering from them. You like the concrete and the stable too much to feel well at ease in the precarious and the transitory.