Sweep the leg
My boss is being a real prick today. So I when he called me and asked if I can transfer him to purchasing to see if some Cisco Parts came in; I told him I would handle it personally. Now you may ask yourself "Self; if maxpower's boss is being such a prick, why would he want to do extra work for him?" I'll tell you why. Because when I called Ingram Micro to check on the order status, they told me a tale of many parts that didn't ship yet. My satisfaction comes from calling him and breaking the bad news, I could actually hear his heart stop for a moment. Who's the prick now boss man?!