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Ok, in the yearbook, we can put quotes in it. I want a really clever, good quote, and I'm asking you guys to come up with something for me. It has to be appropiate, yet, funny. Stupid, yet inspirational. I need some really good ones, START NOW! :thumbsup:


PS- I didn't know what forum category to put this...move it if you please...

No violence, sexuality or anything you wouldn't want to be on your yearbook thing
 

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Hell is other people.
Charles Bukowski.
 
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no cussing or hell or anything, keep in mind this is a catholic school.
 
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'" - Bill Maher (Politically Incorrect, 1995)
 

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didn't realise it was for school..

Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise.
Buddha.
 

screwy

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"I'm a little faggot, nah nah nah nah nah.
I like boys, nah nah nah nah nah.
All the girls love me, nah nah nah nah nah.
'Cause I'm queer-core, nah nah nah nah nah.

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!"


- The Raped
 

kindbud

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St.Anger said:
no cussing or hell or anything, keep in mind this is a catholic school.
boundary violations are for my own good, and help me become a well rounded person...126 clergy can't be wrong.
 

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Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines. - source is in dispute. Lots of people are credited with it.
 

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"A quote? Wait. Don't write that down."
 

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http://www.wtf.com/quotes.php :thumbsup:

I like #222:

Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'??????"

- Socrates right before his death
 
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YUCK FOU!!!

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"we have youth, how about a fountain of smart?"

"the ozone layer or cheese in a spraycan, dont make me choose"

"time flies when your sick and psycotic"

"i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce"

"90% of smart is knowing what your dumb at"

"calculus and alcohol dont mix, dont drink and derive"

"honesty is the best policy, But insanity is a better defence"

there just a few i thought would come in handy.
 
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"License and registration please"

the last cop that pulled me over!
 
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"License and registration please"

the last cop that pulled me over!
"Did you know that going 90 is a felony in this state?"

Like there's a correct answer to that shit.
 

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"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." -Abraham Lincoln

"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it a second time." -Thomas Jefferson
 

mmm...cheese

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"Born Catholic, raped Baptist."
"It's a long walk back to Eden."
"The dead don't speak."
"Catholics never go up."
"You are the devil."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways."
"Everything but you happened for a reason."
"You are a literal example of a mistake."
"How'd you come about."
"Religious cults are the big thing today."
 
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