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Microsoft attempts to patent the Sun

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Recently the company microsoft has filed for a patent for the sun. As unbelievable as this sounds spokesmen for the company are adamant in their position.

"You have to see it from our position" said Richard W. Einer.

"This may be a laughing matter to you, but the sun has not been patented and we believe we have a case" said Bill Gates.

Officials first thought this only a joke but according to Reuters this is a serious matter. Considering the financial power of both Microsoft and their lawyers, this could well end the free use of the sun.

"He can't buy the moon!" said a surprised George Bush at a press conference today.
 

gehtfuct

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Wrong forum for joke threads. Junglizm is going to eat your ass.
Otherwise, post a link.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Wrong forum for joke threads. Junglizm is going to eat your ass.
Otherwise, post a link.
But it's just not funny if they know it's a joke. I'm a bad bad man. :confuse:
 

gehtfuct

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But it's just not funny if they know it's a joke. I'm a bad bad man. :confuse:
After reading this bullshit, I think your intentions are justified and fuckin' funny.
I just don't think Jung is going to feel the love as much as we do.

So to you my good man, I say...good luck with the longevity of this thread.
 

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Gehtfuct has the right of it. I read that thread and then an uncontrollable urge overtook me. I PM'd Jung. Hopefully I don't get murdered in my sleep for it or anything.
 

gehtfuct

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Nah...Jung in pretty cool about some shit. I'm sure he wouldn't go that far.
Just to be sure, I hope you're ok with taking it in the backside long and hard.

Jung justice can at times be pretty, umm...what's the word I'm looking for?

Stiff?
 

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Oh shit!!

*gehtfuct jumps out the Computer Chamber window*