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ok so i was under instructions to start this one. so don't flame me for it, but for those who come in here whos a milf to u? i myself am too new for you to judge but i vote for DG but she will humbly deny it. so name the milf you can think of being either one on here, teacher, friends mom, waitress, etc and be loud and proud to love the milf ;)
 

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Nymphchick said:
ok so i was under instructions to start this one. so don't flame me for it, but for those who come in here whos a milf to u? i myself am too new for you to judge but i vote for DG but she will humbly deny it. so name the milf you can think of being either one on here, teacher, friends mom, waitress, etc and be loud and proud to love the milf ;)
the only meaning i've ever heard the expression "milf" to mean is "mothers i'd love to fuck" and so your post makes no sense to me?? what's that got to do w/ being new or not?

please clarify.
 

Captain 151

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What constitutes a milf? Is it simply a woman who has had a kid? If this is the case, regardless of age, i know many many milfs. All between the ages of 18-25. They are fuckin hot. But now, I can't do 'em because theres too much baggage there. Damn you for being so hot.

Heh, I kind of lost it a little there.
 

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tbsrk said:
What constitutes a milf? Is it simply a woman who has had a kid? If this is the case, regardless of age, i know many many milfs. All between the ages of 18-25. They are fuckin hot. But now, I can't do 'em because theres too much baggage there. Damn you for being so hot.

Heh, I kind of lost it a little there.
The woman I'm currently carrying a torch for (but will probably never get :( ) is 20 and has a kid. Kids don't bother me much.
 

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A Milf? Probably 20-35(Gotta have some range, cuz theres some hot ass 30 year olds) I'd go for them, if they went for guys my age :(
 
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:cool: hey i maybe a chick and straight but u gotta pay res[ect for those women who have kids and remain hottness status, so i wake up this mornin(lol afternoon) and the name anjelina joile hit me :p
 

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tbsrk said:
What constitutes a milf? Is it simply a woman who has had a kid? If this is the case, regardless of age, i know many many milfs. All between the ages of 18-25. They are fuckin hot. But now, I can't do 'em because theres too much baggage there. Damn you for being so hot.

Heh, I kind of lost it a little there.

BAGGAGE? Oh, I get it baggage is a man, useless except to carry heavy shit.
 

chucktheskiffie

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BRAGGING TIME!

When i was 18 i was a swimming teacher, and in one of my classes there was this little girl and her mum was HOT!

I took her sailing with me one day (the mum, not the kid), and we went out that night and....well.... you get the drift.

She was 27, i was 18, it was a defining moment...

right, done bragging now - thank you for listening
 

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Oh, I bet you felt the love that night. I'm sure money was the main attraction to her, used.
 

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One of my friend is 21 years old and has a kid... And god, she's hot. definitely milf.
 

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Bullshyt said:
Oh, I bet you felt the love that night. I'm sure money was the main attraction to her, used.
Used, abused (and once i was done) blood transfused...

couldn;t have been the money then though... i was but a simple pool boy
 

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dustinzgirl said:
BAGGAGE? Oh, I get it baggage is a man, useless except to carry heavy shit.
No baggage as in im not about to take care of any kids right now.
 

dustinzgirl

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tbsrk said:
No baggage as in im not about to take care of any kids right now.
My point is that MEN are baggage and CHILDREN are not.
 

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dustinzgirl said:
My point is that MEN are baggage and CHILDREN are not.
Nice to hear this. Now........GET OUT!!!! :cool:
 

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Lmao...speaking of Milf...lol. Some customer came into my job today with a sweatshirt that said "Got Milf" I thought that was so funny. We asked where he got it and he said from this mall clossing down, everything in that mall are saling for $9 and less in any store. Anyway, back on subject, I thought that shirt was funny.
 

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brainwashmonkey said:
Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight...
Not a bad idea actually. I still haven't tried out the recliners built into the couch.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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CopyLifted said:
Not a bad idea actually. I still haven't tried out the recliners built into the couch.

Ha... right... I would make it sound like my idea too....
 
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