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Mission: System Creation


Banned - What an Asshat!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is as follows:

You have 1000$. You must build the strongest computer with the least amount of money.

It must include tower, monitor, keyboard, mouse, and be internet/gaming functional. It must have an operating system. A video card. Hard drive. Processor. Memory.

Each functional piece must be purchased seperatly. This means that you can not copy paste a full system from Dell or whatever and then say you won.

This is not a product war, but instead a sheer power. Arguments like AMD sucks, so it doesnt count or Microsoft is a piece of shit. Will not be observed.

It can not be used.

You have to have proof of where you found the item, so internet only. No auction items, but used (from like amazon or whatever) is fine.

Pics are optional.

Winner will have the highest number (like, 1 gb, bit map, ect.) in all of the above qualifications with the least amount of money "spent"

Have fun kittens!

Oh, and the prize is just bragging rights. LOL. Mabye rep from me. (like that is hard to get...lmao)

Disclaimer: I made all this up. I am not really giving you a grand. This is playing pretend. So dont be a retard. KTHXBYE


Hella Constipated
CHAINTECH "7NJL6" nForce2 Ultra 400 Chipset Motherboard For AMD Socket A CPU -RETAIL


AMD Duron 1.8GHz Socket A Processor - OEM (Equivalent to 2200+ speed chip)


SAPPHIRE ATI Radeon X800 PRO Video Card, 256MB GDDR3, 256-Bit, DVI/VIVO, 8X AGP, Model "102A-26107T" -OEM


ASPIRE (Turbo Case)Green ATX Mid-Tower Case with 350W Power Supply, Model "ATXB5KLW/350"


Tr2tt (Designed by Thermaltake) Tr2M1 CPU Cooler for Socket A/ 370, Model "A4001D"


Corsair Value Select Dual Kits 184 Pin 512MB(256MBx2) DDR PC-3200 - Retail


(For Dual Channel)

Samsung 160GB 7200RPM Hard Drive, Model SP1614N, OEM Drive Only


Optorite 8X DVD+RW/-RW Drive Model DD0405, Retail


Lite-On White 52X32X52X16 Combo Drive, Model SOHC-5232K, OEM Bulk Pack


Windows XPenis Pro Academic Upgrade


Sony White Floppy


Packard Bell 14" CRT Monitor (Hey, I had to skimp somewhere!)


GENERIC 24" IDE ATA 100/ 66 3-Connector Flat Cable -OEM


DCT Factory Enhanced Black & Sliver keyboard PS/2 107 keys, Model "KB-790C" -RETAIL


Logitech Premium Optical Wheel Mouse USB / PS/2 -OEM


Total Cost:




Banned - What an Asshat!
well you win since nobody else wanted to play. Now you have to ship the system to my house so that I can test it IRL. :thumbsup: