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mmm...condoms...

tkme2thebedroom

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As an end of the year joke, my best senior friend Haley opened a condom and put it in a detested teacher's coke bottle. He didn't notice until it was too late, and even then he wasn't even pissed. And get this- it he actually gulped down a considerable amount of coke before he knew about it. What I don't get is...how could you not know? The taste alone would be bad enough. I later suggested to Haley to get flavored condoms. Next year: cherry coke.
 

tkme2thebedroom

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I wonder...is that how they got cherry vanilla dr. pepper? No, wait...must be diet.That stuff tastes like total shit. Yeah, make the larger people drink condom juice. Ew...even worse...
step 1. get used cherry condoms, thusly simulating vanilla-seeming substance
2. unwrap/roll and place in dipping mechanism
3. Place over huge vat of cola
4. Engage unnecessarily slow moving stirry, movey, mechanism thing.
5. Pour into bottles, market, sell.
6. Chug vigorously.
7. Puke it up later....hopefully.
 

bombchu

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Ahaha, just out of curiosity, did he pull the condom out of his mouth or the bottle?
 
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#5
Good joke - you should post that joke in Decent's thread about an end-of-year prank!
 

tkme2thebedroom

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bombchu said:
Ahaha, just out of curiosity, did he pull the condom out of his mouth or the bottle?
Actually, he didn't pull it out of anywhere. He was drinking it and when he put it down he later noticed the condom and threw it away.
 

tkme2thebedroom

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Jessica43999 said:
Good joke - you should post that joke in Decent's thread about an end-of-year prank!
I'd love to, if I knew where it was. :p
 

Stardust

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hahaha, maybe he had tought he had forgot a condom there again? and was to embarrased to begin to talk about it? ;)
 

Panache87

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That is too funny!! Maybe flovoerd condoms would be a good idea for nextime... Vry funny joke!
 

LiberatioN

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I'm surprised he wasn't a douche about it...alot of teacher I know would have interrogated the whole class till they found out who did it.