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Models are like, soooo SMART!!!!

Insanitee

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"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind."
-- Cindy Crawford

"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage."
-- Carole Mallory


"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
-- Beverly Johnson

"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."
-- Christie Brinkley

"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth."
-- Tatjana Patitz

"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take."
-- Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'

"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
-- Paulina Porizkova

"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." -- Kim Alexis

"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."
-- Jerry Hall

"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
-- Tyra Banks

"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
-- Cindy Crawford

"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
-- Tyra Banks


"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling."
-- Gabrielle Reece

"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought."
-- Christie Brinkley


"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
-- Beverly Johnson

"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie."
-- Christy Turlington

"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."
-- Fabio

"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
-- Tatjana Patitz


"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
-- Claudia Schiffer

"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles -- but I had on thick tights underneath."
-- Naomi Campbell

"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."
-- Christie Brinkley

"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them."
-- Cindy Crawford

"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
-- Linda Evangelista

"When I model Im pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work.
-- Paulina Porizkova


"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me."
-- Christy Turlington

"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
-- Tyra Banks

"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
-- Christy Turlington

"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."
-- Kate Moss

"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
-- Linda Evangelista


"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
-- Veronica Webb

"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
-- Tasha

"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
-- Cameron Diaz
 

Brazen

BAD, BOLD, BRAZEN
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Insanitee said:
"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."
-- Christie Brinkley
That is my Favorite...
 
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Insanitee said:
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
-- Beverly Johnson

Wuh oh! He better watch that one, she might get away :mfinger:
 
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What I can't believe is that there are no quotes from denise richards. In interviews, that douchebag is physically incapable of saying anything even remotely resembling an intelligent sentence, not even if she is reading it straight from a cue card.