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Movies Monkeys Buying Porn

_Kitana_

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In other News a Porno version of the crow

I was reading on another site about there being a porno verson of the crow. So i started to do a little research and found out that the name of the movie is called "Phoenix Rising"

A female version of the crow,

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Phoenix_Rising_11.JPG


Fast forward through the sex scenes: this porno movie is worth watching for the moody atmosphere and the if-The-Crow-were-a- woman story-line. Gwen Summers, looking cooler in black leather and white face paint than either Brandon Lee OR "Sting," packs awesome heat and blows away the hoods who took her man. Macho? Hell yeah! What other action heroine ever quipped "say hello to oblivion, motherf*cker"?- said one site review on the movie.
I have my doubts about her looking cooler then Brandon Lee.

hehe found where you could buy it here http://www.iafd.com/title.asp?title=Phoenix+Rising&year=1998

Guess the movie is suppose to take lines from the orginal comic book series and the movie plus add plenty of their own. All and all an intresting find that I am sure monkeys would pay to see. :thumbsup:
 

1ct-on!

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we're in origin monkeys , aren't we !

so it's logicall that a monkey buys porn !

!! PORN FOR MONKEYS !!
 

Jung

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_Kitana_ said:
*giggles* I don't what your talking about this post is completly diffrent then yours...
Yeah, nice editing. :rolleyes:
 

bigck3000

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"nuh-uh....thats my thread"

"nuh-uh....I made this thread before you"

play nice kids. :rolleyes:
 

_Kitana_

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yes i posted the same thing jung did but i did try to give it a diffrent topic

:)


can we get back on that topic.
 

voiceofreason

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_Kitana_ said:
yes i posted the same thing jung did but i did try to give it a diffrent topic

:)


can we get back on that topic.
Oh yes, another one of your important posts - Thanks
for your contribution, as usual...
 

_Kitana_

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voiceofreason said:
Oh yes, another one of your important posts - Thanks
for your contribution, as usual...
lol, and your post was contributioning a lot?
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I don't mean to poke fun kit... but, contributioning? You tried that on purpose right?
 

_Kitana_

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brainwashmonkey said:
I don't mean to poke fun kit... but, contributioning? You tried that on purpose right?
It was the same topic that Jung made. Rather then have everyone be like omg you posted the same topic as jung, i just found something slightly intresting and posted it up. NOt much more thought went in it then that.
 

Jung

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_Kitana_ said:
It was the same topic that Jung made. Rather then have everyone be like omg you posted the same topic as jung, i just found something slightly intresting and posted it up. NOt much more thought went in it then that.
I think they're wondering, much as I am, why you didn't just have the thread deleted. The story you swapped isn't even worth reading, much less commenting on. Notice that nobody posting here has commented, even once, on that crap you substituted.


It was a good laugh though, and for that I'm appreciative. Remember, take the time to view the forum before you post. (especially when the same topic is right below yours, and the first thread in the forum.) :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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im not a mod of this forum

and it is suppose to be a joke (i related it to porn and monkey so it fit the title)
 

Jung

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im not a mod of this forum
That's why I said "have the thread deleted," and not "delete the thread." ;)

R>C>P
and it is suppose to be a joke (i related it to porn and monkey so it fit the title)
Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess, har, har then.