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Moral of the Story...

Zoso

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A cow in a barn takes a huge shit. its a steaming pile of the worst smelling shit ever made by a cow. two flys come along. "mmmm..." says the first fly. "dinner is served!!" the two flys come down and start eating immediatly. its the best tasting shit they have ever eaten. in fact, they eat so much, they cannot fly away. then suddenly, the farmer enters the room with a fly swatter. "oh no!" says the second fly. "what are we gonna do?" the first fly looks around and sees a shovel leaned up on the door. "lets climb to the top of that handle, and fly off from there. the air will catch us and let us fly." he then climbs to the top of the handle and jumps off. he plummets to the floor, killing himself. the second fly follows, trying to fly off the shovel handle but falls to his death........

moral of this story:

NEVER FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN U KNOW YOURE FULL OF SHIT.
 

Zoso

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a native american is born one day and he only has one testicle. the tribe names him onestone because of his lacking ball. as a child, onestone cannot do anything about this name, but when he gets older, he becomes bitter. he decrees "anyone who calls me onestone will be killed!" knowing onestone was a little crazy to begin with, everyone obeyed his decree. one day onestone gets married to a women named bluebird. one night during a fight he calls him onestone. he then takes her into the woods, and he skrews her all night and all the next day. she eventually dies of exhaustion. really taking him seriously now, the tribe stops talking to onestone. one snowy day, bluebird's sister yellowbird comes back to avenge her sisters death. she then calls him onestone. grabs her and takes her in the woods. he screws her for five days strait, and he eventually dies of exhaustion. she lives on to become the chief's wife.

Moral of the story:
YOU CANT KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
 

DIZNUTS

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Zoso said:
a native american is born one day and he only has one testicle. the tribe names him onestone because of his lacking ball. as a child, onestone cannot do anything about this name, but when he gets older, he becomes bitter. he decrees "anyone who calls me onestone will be killed!" knowing onestone was a little crazy to begin with, everyone obeyed his decree. one day onestone gets married to a women named bluebird. one night during a fight he calls him onestone. he then takes her into the woods, and he skrews her all night and all the next day. she eventually dies of exhaustion. really taking him seriously now, the tribe stops talking to onestone. one snowy day, bluebird's sister yellowbird comes back to avenge her sisters death. she then calls him onestone. grabs her and takes her in the woods. he screws her for five days strait, and he eventually dies of exhaustion. she lives on to become the chief's wife.

Moral of the story:
YOU CANT KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
hehe..i heard a diff version of it before
 

Zickddot

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i say we have a game, we just make random morals without a story ill start

moral is:NEVER CARRY AN UNDEAD BABY TO THE SUBWAY
 

Zoso

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Moral: HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST