Morning wood

[SCOT THE GREAT]

bleesing or curse?

I dunno, I just somehow ended up in a conversation about it. (with a girl, so it's not in a gay way )

 

[sinew]

I don't like it in the morning with no one there to use it on. I like night wood better, if you get what I'm saying!

 

[SCOT THE GREAT]

I don't like it in the morning with no one there to use it on. I like night wood better, if you get what I'm saying!

I get it 100%

 

[morelos]

lol. once you've lived with a girl who's down with lots of sex.. man..

tenfootpole is great. just roll over and slip it in.

~ dan ~

 

[dustinzgirl]

I am so sorry I read this...I wasn't thinking clearly......

 

[morelos]

I am so sorry I read this...I wasn't thinking clearly......

you just found me a sig! <3

~ dan ~

 

[dustinzgirl]

*sigh*
Hindsight is always 20/20....

 

[MaxPower]

My band did a song about that called "Wake With The Wood". It's pretty funny. When I get home I'll put it up on my server and post a link.

 

[MrNewbie]

bleesing or curse?

I dunno, I just somehow ended up in a conversation about it. (with a girl, so it's not in a gay way )

*NOT BAIT AND TACKLE*

 

[FUBAR]

its a 50/50 scenario, when on the weekends, nothing wrong with it...but when you gotta go to school it really blows cuz you gotta hide it and shit

 

[otepsoul]

its a 50/50 scenario, when on the weekends, nothing wrong with it...but when you gotta go to school it really blows cuz you gotta hide it and shit

ummm you could just take a piss that gets rid of it most of the time.

 

[twofivekidd9]

Morning wood sucks when your mom always wakes you up and you sleep without a blanket it is very awkward situation.

 

[bigdouth]

I hate having to stand on my head just to piss.

 

[MaxPower]

*sigh*
Hindsight is always 20/20....

Hindsight....Is that like when you look at a girls ass as she walks by?

 

[MaxPower]

its a 50/50 scenario, when on the weekends, nothing wrong with it...but when you gotta go to school it really blows cuz you gotta hide it and shit

LOL (Recent conversation between Fubar And his Hot Florida Teacher)

Teacher: Umm... Mr. Fubar. Could you come yp to the board and show the class your answer to the formula?

Fubar:Umm.....yo Teach! could you come over here and take care of something for me?

Teacher: After class we'll have one of your friends drive us around and I'll Tutor you.

 

[MaxPower]

I hate having to stand on my head just to piss.

no dude just back way up and kinda bend over, leaning against the wall with your hand.
Or you could take out your calculator do a few aqua-dynamic calculations, some parabola equations, have an associate double check your figures; and let 'er rip.

 

[teh anarchist]

haha .. not quite, it's like if you would redo something differently that you've already done it's called hindsight

 

[MaxPower]

I went home and uploaded a song to my server that my band wrote in like 2001. I Thought it would be relevant to this thread. This ones called "Wake With the Wood"

There's a few others there. If anyone is interested PM me.

 

[MaxPower]

haha .. not quite, it's like if you would redo something differently that you've already done it's called hindsight

[sarcasm]Thanks 4 the enlightenment. I didn't know that.[/sarcasm]

 

[FUBAR]

LOL (Recent conversation between Fubar And his Hot Florida Teacher)

Teacher: Umm... Mr. Fubar. Could you come yp to the board and show the class your answer to the formula?

Fubar:Umm.....yo Teach! could you come over here and take care of something for me?

Teacher: After class we'll have one of your friends drive us around and I'll Tutor you.

yea for sure eh. thats a gooder only problem is im in canada and i got male teachers...ill make due