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Most awesomly worst dirty songs.......ever!

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Slacker

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I hate all those sex songs that don't make any sense or they are just plane stupid. For example like "Dip it low" that one doesn't make any sense! I hate them! Or "she bangs" really annoying songs. Especialy when they get stuck in your head. :banghead:
 

screwy

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#include <iostream>

int main()

{

int response;

std::cout << "Linsky" << std::flush;
std::cin >> response;

if (response == care) {std::cout << "ERROR!"}
if (response == not care) {std::cout << "Congratulations, you're smarter than Linsky! Not that that's saying much, though.";}

cin.get();

return 0

}
 

screwy

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Been banned four times, and I'm proud of it.
 

Slacker

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What songs do you hate and that are annoying.

That was the whole point of this thread.
 

meh_it_all

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Many songs are annoying to me. Can't think of any right now, too early.





Why is this here?
 
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i second what meh said, its too early to think of music. let me drink some coffee first, then i shall respond, but i don't think you'd like it much, cause it won't have anythink to about annoying songs, just annoying posters :p
 

Icarus

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Thanks for reminding me... I kept forgetting about this one song I wanted...
 

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Well, I've only heard this song once, but it made a lasting impression on my young mind. I think it was called "I have big Balls" or "Big Balls". I'm not sure who sings it, but it goes something like, "I have big balls. I like to hold big balls in my big ball hall." I dunno. But it was basically just about how big his nards were and had absolutly nothing to do with grand balls in ballrooms.
 

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magnolia said:
Well, I've only heard this song once, but it made a lasting impression on my young mind. I think it was called "I have big Balls" or "Big Balls". I'm not sure who sings it, but it goes something like, "I have big balls. I like to hold big balls in my big ball hall." I dunno. But it was basically just about how big his nards were and had absolutly nothing to do with grand balls in ballrooms.
Sounds like AC/DC's "big balls".

He is talking about parties BTW.


Well I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

(oh) We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

(oh we've got big balls, we've got big balls...)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

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Worst Ever: "Into the Night" by Benny Mardones (aka: the pedophile song)

Sample Lyrics:

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know

If I could fly, I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen



Fuckin sick!
 

Icarus

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Okay... here's the NASTIEST song ever... and it fucking rools...

I have the track off the radio... so it starts out like this:

"We're back now at the Jackoff hour, this is DJ E-Z Dick... Right now, something new by The Snoop Doggy Dogg... This one goes out the ladies... from all the guys... A Big bow-wow-wow... 'Cause we gon' make it a little freaky here tonight... This is DJ E-Z Dick from the station that slaps you across your fat ass... with a fat dick..."

Verse One: Nate Dogg

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Verse Two: Kurupt

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mine, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Chorus: (repeat 4X)

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, *****z do too
Cuz when bitches get scandolous and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this ***** named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

Verse Four: Warren G

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Red to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
on your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the ***** with the glock
Whoo!

Chorus
 
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