I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. When I was a senior in high school, I had every intention in joining the Army and those fucks still annoyed me.TheLampIncident said:
brainwashmonkey said:Tell them that your $500 a day coke habit wouldn't permit you to join such a fine establishment as the U.S. Army/Marines/AirForce/National Guard/Coast Guard/Secret Service/C.I.A./whatever. Then ask if they would like to come over for a puff and a Pabst.
True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.bnccoder said:Answering the door naked with handcuffs still on one wrist works too.
I think we need to see pictures of this to prove it was tasteful.switch_scribe said:True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.
As to the military thing [sorry for the detour], I'm still getting mail and phone calls from various armed forces. It's been 8 years since they started in on me. I think my parents (both retired military) have been giving them my name.