I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
TheLampIncident said:I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. When I was a senior in high school, I had every intention in joining the Army and those fucks still annoyed me.TheLampIncident said:I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
junglizm said:Just tell them you're gay.![]()
brainwashmonkey said:Tell them that your $500 a day coke habit wouldn't permit you to join such a fine establishment as the U.S. Army/Marines/AirForce/National Guard/Coast Guard/Secret Service/C.I.A./whatever. Then ask if they would like to come over for a puff and a Pabst.
Anwsering the door naked with handcuffs still on one wrist works too.switch_scribe said:This is also an effective treatment for excessive Mormons/Witnesses/Magazine subscription sellers at the door.
True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.bnccoder said:Answering the door naked with handcuffs still on one wrist works too.
I think we need to see pictures of this to prove it was tasteful.switch_scribe said:True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.
As to the military thing [sorry for the detour], I'm still getting mail and phone calls from various armed forces. It's been 8 years since they started in on me. I think my parents (both retired military) have been giving them my name.
Oh, of course. I understand completely.bnccoder said:I think we need to see pictures of this to prove it was tasteful.![]()
Psst -Sektor said:He meant pictures of it on you.![]()
TheLampIncident said:I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
UberSkippy said:The military is having a hard time meeting their recruiting marks right now..........