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Motherfuckers from the army
- Thread starter TheLampIncident
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True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.
As to the military thing [sorry for the detour], I'm still getting mail and phone calls from various armed forces. It's been 8 years since they started in on me. I think my parents (both retired military) have been giving them my name.
As to the military thing [sorry for the detour], I'm still getting mail and phone calls from various armed forces. It's been 8 years since they started in on me. I think my parents (both retired military) have been giving them my name.
The military is having a hard time meeting their recruiting marks right now. (Saw that on CNN a few days ago) They just aren't going to let up. It stops after a while. Although I did managed to finagle some pretty tight scholarship offers out of them first. 
As far as Mormons (aka MoMos) go, the funniest I ever saw was my friend. He said he felt guilty accepting something from someone he didn't know. To placate them they agreed to accept a gift from him in return. He handed them a copy of a book with a leather cover. Burnned into the cover was "Satan's Bible". (I think it was his physics text book if I remember right). They damn near shit.
the other good one was the jar of goats blood he gave to the Jehova's freaks. (It was chunky milk with red food coloring.)
As far as Mormons (aka MoMos) go, the funniest I ever saw was my friend. He said he felt guilty accepting something from someone he didn't know. To placate them they agreed to accept a gift from him in return. He handed them a copy of a book with a leather cover. Burnned into the cover was "Satan's Bible". (I think it was his physics text book if I remember right). They damn near shit.
the other good one was the jar of goats blood he gave to the Jehova's freaks. (It was chunky milk with red food coloring.)
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