Offbeat Mugger picks the wrong guy

Hypertron

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LOL this is fucking hillarious

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050211/344/fc9t5.html

'You picked the wrong man'

A young punk who tried to mug an 88-year-old picked the wrong man -- his intended victim turned out to be a former boxing champion who knocked the attacker out cold.

"I was visiting a friend's grave when a young, long-haired man came up to me and demanded I hand over my money," said granddad Gerhard Brinkmann of Halberstadt, Germany, who was the country's top lightweight boxer in 1936.

"I told him to come closer if he wanted it and, as he did, I landed a full-force right hook on his chin."
 

Taylor_Blade

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That has got to make you feel like a dumbass. I would almost feel sorry for the kid, if he wasn't such a little prick. YAY....for old people with fighting skills.
 

Stardust

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hahahahahaa, omg hahahaha that's funny.
power to the old ones. ;)
 

RageAgainst

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hahahahah!!!! rocked. That old man is probably a WWII war vet, too.. He was about 22 years old in 1939.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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"I told him to come closer if he wanted it and, as he did, I landed a full-force right hook on his chin."

I just picture the old man, saying... Come closer, I need help getting my wallet out... (SWING!!!) Fucking beautiful.
 

gummi_

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iv'e got a mental pic of the kid in a hospital bed with Kelso from 'that 70's show' sitting next to him yelling 'BURN!!!' at the top of his lungs :p
 

Sleepy Dude..

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Indeed a ripper of a.....what ever you call it... but in all this, was there a morale?


Morale A: don't beat up the old guys, it will come back and bit you in the ass oneday

Or

Morale B:pick on somebody in your own agegroup!!

Or

Morale C: Don't be a thief....

Either way, there all good. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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It's times like this that make me proud to be part German...Uh, and German Jew too. Us German people are violent mother fuckers, if you touch one of us we'll gas you, rape you, shoot you, or smash you with a pipe.