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My Birthday Sucked

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I’m sitting here looking at blinking answering machine “0” messages with a cheap beer I bought myself. My boss yelled at me, and no one really even acknowledged the fact that it was my birthday today. Woes me. I hate working on my birthday. Well, here's to fucking 24! wo hoo
Drink one for me guys!
 
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happy birthday...

know what i did for my 19th? absolutely nothing.

go me
 
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well, i guess at least i worked. But man, this shit sucks. I don't think i have ever had a more lame birthday.
 

Icarus

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Birthdays kinda suck, because we always try to measure what we've done in the past year. Inevitably, we find ourselves thinking that we've set the bar too high.

I think the answer is to do more frequent check-ups on worldy progress, such as a weekly reveiw of what you've accomplished.

And happy birthday, man. Who knows... the night's not over yet.
 
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ya, kinda like new years day. Thanks for the birthday gift. lol
that was the best gift i have had all day beside a kit kat bar.

you know whats also cool? I never forget how old i am! 2004=24 That's dope he? bah!
 

swizeguy

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well happy bday to ya.. but i know what you mean my 16th bday sucked major.. and i had thought that your 16th was suppoz to be specail.. go fig.. so my sympathies and once again happy bday!
 
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swizeguy said:
well happy bday to ya.. but i know what you mean my 16th bday sucked major.. and i had thought that your 16th was suppoz to be specail.. go fig.. so my sympathies and once again happy bday!
my 16th was nothing special... neither was my 15th... or 14th... or any of them.

just another day among many...
 
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we all have bad birthday's man.....just grab a BIG cake and some beer(or w/e the hell you drink).....i would sugest porn but yeah I'll let some guy do that :thumbsup: have fun man!


HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
 

Icarus

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Or hell... call some old highschool buddies and go to a skin bar.

:thumbsup:
 
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NoSubstance said:
Or hell... call some old highschool buddies and go to a skin bar.

:thumbsup:
highschool buddies... i don't think i ever had those...
 

Icarus

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I bet you're the guy at the party who says "You know, they never caught that anthrax guy..."

:) (I love this smilie, it always looks like it's got a secret... I've just never had an opportunity to use it before... I typically try not to use smilies, because if used in anything but moderation I feel they're annoying.[/WarAndPeace])

:)
 
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NoSubstance said:
I bet you're the guy at the party who says "You know, they never caught that anthrax guy..."

:) (I love this smilie, it always looks like it's got a secret... I've just never had an opportunity to use it before... I typically try not to use smilies, because if used in anything but moderation I feel they're annoying.[/WarAndPeace])

:)
party? i don't think i've ever been to one of those...
 

MaxPower

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rbutler_7 said:
I’m sitting here looking at blinking answering machine “0” messages with a cheap beer I bought myself. My boss yelled at me, and no one really even acknowledged the fact that it was my birthday today. Woes me. I hate working on my birthday. Well, here's to fucking 24! wo hoo
Drink one for me guys!
Do what I do when I'm down. Strip down naked, put on a cowboy hat and ride the broom around the front yard like it was a horse, yelling "Woooo Hoooo Look at me I'm a naked cowboy!!!"
Then when the cops come you pretend they"re friends comming over for a birthday party.......
There's more women cops now, so your chances to hook up are much better. :thumbsup:
It just goes down hill when you try and do a "rope the steer" with the neighbor's pit bull.
 

betrayed

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dude your birthday is YOUR day.. When its MY birthday I dont care if anyone acknowledges it, I just do whatever I want... ex: skip school, skip work, go do fun stuff..
 

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Funeral on mine. I win. Or lose. Depends which side of the fence your on.

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ya, you win. I feel a little better now that my wife made me a cake! woopee!
 

Icarus

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You have a wife?

Man... you could make your own skin bar :thumbsup:

Glad you're feeling better... being down on your birthday sucks.