my buddie broke his dick?
- Thread starter shep
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I'm guessing a stiffie was in order...
But why was he running around with a stiffie?
But why was he running around with a stiffie?
Drinking stiffies, with a stiffie = bokren stiffie. 
That's just bad form.
That's just bad form.
I'd go back to that hospital with a packet of ketchup in your mouth, bite it and run into the regular admissions room, and ask to see someone.
I actually heard of a story on some news show where some guy was having sex and it slipped out, and he was going so hard that when he tried re-insertion, it, more or less, broke his dick. Anybody who's actually had sex more than with their hand or their mom knows what I´m talking about here. I've managed to give myself a nice tweak a couple of times, but from what I heard, the guy ruptured some main blood vessel or some crap in the shaft and had to go in for surgery. Gee, sounds like fun.shep said:A friend of mine was running for the phone,when he tripped and fell on his cock.I have never heared a man squeel like that---It was horrid
well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle , now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle
, now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so 
Nymphchick said:well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle
Like on Crule Intentions?
I think you just gave the boys stiffies.
Watch out for the Poooole!!!
i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom
well there are 5 things in my life i've decided i do well, besides drink beer thats one of my top five thingsdustinzgirl said:
One of the saddest things I've heard in my lifetime. It breaks ones heart. . .
btw
I should hope so!
btw
DIZNUTS said:i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom
I should hope so!
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