brainwashmonkey said:Drinking stiffies, with a stiffie = bokren stiffie.![]()
That's just bad form.
I actually heard of a story on some news show where some guy was having sex and it slipped out, and he was going so hard that when he tried re-insertion, it, more or less, broke his dick. Anybody who's actually had sex more than with their hand or their mom knows what I´m talking about here. I've managed to give myself a nice tweak a couple of times, but from what I heard, the guy ruptured some main blood vessel or some crap in the shaft and had to go in for surgery. Gee, sounds like fun.shep said:A friend of mine was running for the phone,when he tripped and fell on his cock.I have never heared a man squeel like that---It was horridAlmost pig kinda squeel
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Nymphchick said:well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle, now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after
but i couldn't walk right for a week or so
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DIZNUTS said:ouch......btw y didnt 1 of the hoz get it???
well there are 5 things in my life i've decided i do well, besides drink beer thats one of my top five thingsdustinzgirl said:Like on Crule Intentions?
I think you just gave the boys stiffies.
Watch out for the Poooole!!!
DIZNUTS said:i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom![]()