my buddie broke his dick?

[shep]

A friend of mine was running for the phone,when he tripped and fell on his cock.I have never heared a man squeel like that---It was horrid Almost pig kinda squeel

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

I'm guessing a stiffie was in order...

But why was he running around with a stiffie?

 

[shep]

House full of hoe's and lot's of gin It was eerie,

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Drinking stiffies, with a stiffie = bokren stiffie.

That's just bad form.

 

[shep]

Drinking stiffies, with a stiffie = bokren stiffie.

That's just bad form.

A quick rush to the hospital and a few x-ray's later,we were wheel chair racing/drunk in the place .Im banned from a certain hospital here in Toronto

 

[shep]

Banned,what a drunkin asshat

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

I'd go back to that hospital with a packet of ketchup in your mouth, bite it and run into the regular admissions room, and ask to see someone.

 

[DIZNUTS]

ouch......btw y didnt 1 of the hoz get it???

 

[Skitch0o0]

A friend of mine was running for the phone,when he tripped and fell on his cock.I have never heared a man squeel like that---It was horrid Almost pig kinda squeel

I actually heard of a story on some news show where some guy was having sex and it slipped out, and he was going so hard that when he tried re-insertion, it, more or less, broke his dick. Anybody who's actually had sex more than with their hand or their mom knows what I´m talking about here. I've managed to give myself a nice tweak a couple of times, but from what I heard, the guy ruptured some main blood vessel or some crap in the shaft and had to go in for surgery. Gee, sounds like fun.

 

[Nymphchick]

well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle , now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so

 

[dustinzgirl]

well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle , now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so

Like on Crule Intentions?

I think you just gave the boys stiffies.

Watch out for the Poooole!!!

 

[DIZNUTS]

i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom

 

[shep]

ouch......btw y didnt 1 of the hoz get it???

Yeah,she should have caught it with her mouth

 

[Nymphchick]

Like on Crule Intentions?

I think you just gave the boys stiffies.

Watch out for the Poooole!!!

well there are 5 things in my life i've decided i do well, besides drink beer thats one of my top five things

 

[mmm...cheese]

One of the saddest things I've heard in my lifetime. It breaks ones heart. . .


btw

i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom

I should hope so!

 

[Woodreaux]

At least a fly didn't lay eggs in it.