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my buddie broke his dick?
- Thread starter shep
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shep said:
A friend of mine was running for the phone,when he tripped and fell on his cock.I have never heared a man squeel like that---It was horrid 
Almost pig kinda squeel
Almost pig kinda squeel
well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle , now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle
, now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so 
Nymphchick said:
well i wouldn't know what having a broken stiffy is like, i can only guess.
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle , now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so
but one time i was horse back riding, the horse got spooked and jumped a bit, i bounced up then came down on the horn of the western saddle
, now i tell ya that was freekin painful, if i were still a virgin at the time, well i don't think i would have been after but i couldn't walk right for a week or so
I think you just gave the boys stiffies.
Watch out for the Poooole!!!
One of the saddest things I've heard in my lifetime. It breaks ones heart. . .
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I should hope so!
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DIZNUTS said:
i remember when me n my ex were having sex and she was riding me....she sorta lost her balance and fell back a lil.....i thought my dick snapped in half...it bent backwards and i cried like a lil girl....she did kiss it to make it feel better.....and it wasnt a kiss that u give 2 your mom
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