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My day sucked.

Descent

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Wow.

Second period, Mr. Sydlansky, fattest man alive, with the world's biggest inferiority complex, flips his shit at our whole class because two out of thirty students did the homework.

As usual, the blame is put on us (Fucking piece of shit Pollock, he gives all of us a bad name), because he can never admit to being wrong, and we didn't get to dissect owl pellets and find bones and skulls and shit.

It may not seem relevant, BUT HE DOES THIS KIND OF SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY and it wears on you after a while. You guessed it, he's retiring this year.

This man I so big that we he sits down A FLAB OF FAT COVERS HIS COCK. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, HE WEARS THE SAME NASTY ASS RED SWEATER EVERY FUCKING DAY!

Third period, Mr. Donelly was usuing his intimidation tactics to help us pass the Regents exams again.

However, HE FUCKING FORGOT that using the pre-2004 regents for 2005 review is like playing Mario for a fucking month and expecting to win a one day Sonic tournament. In fact, that's the only analogy that fits it.

The test has similarities, i.e. the scoring system, etc., but the '05 is MUCH easier and based on mechanics rather than answers.

To top it all off, ninth period Mr. Breig yet again tells us how to write an essay. Great! I've had a college reading level since sixth grade, and I'm a master writer, and I have to put up with this shit?

MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAND US BACK OUR FUCKING WORK WE WOULDN'T NEED TO RELEARN STUFF FROM INEFFECTIVE PAPERWORK, AND WE COULD LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES INSTEAD! HEY, THERE'S A NICE FUCKING THOUGHT! NOBODY IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL DOES THAT, AND THE WHOLE SCHOOLBOARD IS FLIPPING THEIR FUCKING SHIT, NOT KNOWING WHAT'S WRONG!

Then, as an extra topping, I come home and discover that my brother ass-raped my Sonic 3 and Knuckles save file. The sad thing is, I was half asleep and I watched him play it.

I told him "Get every choas emerald, continue, extra life, etc. you can for every level before you beat it."

He didn't. The game's 3/4 over, AND I DON'T HAVE JACK SHIT! Now, I gotta nuke the file, and replay it to get any enjoyment out of it.

FOLLOW DIRECTIONS ASSHOLE!

Damn, I'm still pissed. I'm gonna go load on some metal.
 

bnccoder

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Everything pertains to Sonic in some way.
 

meh_it_all

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Long fucking thread, but it's fucking school who cares?
C'mon Descent, there could be worst things to be pissed off at. :rolleyes: Or maybe not for you.
 

UberSkippy

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bnccoder said:
Everything pertains to Sonic in some way.
Dude, I do not want to have to spell this out for you. But you've forced my hand so I will.

SONIC


IS


GOD




^Random picture that probably doesn't have anything to do with this thread.
 

bnccoder

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It's a great game, but descent is obsessed.
 

UberSkippy

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bnccoder said:
It's a great game, but descent is obsessed.
Noooo... Really?

I would have never guessed. [/sarcasm]
 

swizeguy

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About the fattest dude alive bit.... not quite My math teacher is so huge he looks like he is wearing a mini skirt of fat.... (very disturbing)



Heres lookin' at ya!
 

Descent

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People, it ain't even the fucking save file, it's the fucking principle. If I told somebody to build my new deck how I wanted, and they did it their way, I'd be pissed.

Besides - nothing gets me angry anymore. The issue I have is all this pent up rage towards these cocksuckers.
 

meh_it_all

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Oh, god don't get your panties in a twist.
It does bite, but.... can't do much about it now!
 

Descent

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What's driving me nuts is that I overanalyze everything, and I cannot figure out why I'm pissed, so the anger is not going to go away soon.

First time in my life I have no cloue why :(.
 
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Descent said:
However, HE FUCKING FORGOT that using the pre-2004 regents for 2005 review is like playing Mario for a fucking month and expecting to win a one day Sonic tournament. In fact, that's the only analogy that fits it.
Playing soccer for a month and hoping to win a basketball tournament.

Using Star Wars to review Unleashed

Shitting piss.

Pissing Shit.


I hope somehow, I pissed you off more.

Descent said:
What's driving me nuts is that I overanalyze everything, and I cannot figure out why I'm pissed, so the anger is not going to go away soon.

First time in my life I have no cloue why :(.
Well when a boy gets your age (12), they start to think that because their science teacher said they passed a test, they know everything.

I think you're a dickhead. That's why you're pissed.
 

Smoke

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Descent said:
As usual, the blame is put on us (Fucking piece of shit Pollock, he gives all of us a bad name), because he can never admit to being wrong, and we didn't get to dissect owl pellets and find bones and skulls and shit.
:thumbsup:
We did that in the 6th grade, and I pretended to take a owl turd and put it on my friend Katrina and she flipped out and was like "DON'T PUT ANY OWL SHIT ON ME, KEEP IT OFF! AHHHHHH".
Man....
The memories..
 

Descent

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MagicHobo said:
Well when a boy gets your age (12), they start to think that because their science teacher said they passed a test, they know everything.

I think you're a dickhead. That's why you're pissed.
I'm almost 17 :). Being in a room with this donut muncher is like being in a room with Saddam Hussein, Satan, and R.J. Reynolds.
 

breakology

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Descent said:
Wow.

Second period, Mr. Sydlansky, fattest man alive, with the world's biggest inferiority complex, flips his shit at our whole class because two out of thirty students did the homework.
really angry fat men fucking rule! your day should have been cake after seeing that!
 

realityhauntsme

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My day sucks to!

I got flamed and lost so many godamn rep points... there goes my chances of getting that new fangeled glowing italic text. :(
 

Cutter

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dir dir dir, This is how i got through high school, all i did was enough to get me D's and C's with grades like that, no one expects anyhting out of you then when you go to take your S.A.T.'s and score a 29 there all like what the fuck? you schould be stright A student. I'm just like nah i don't wanna apply my self