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My Dog's Ass!

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Evil Fluffy says: I PEE IN YOUR SHOES!
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:sick: My dog got sick this weekend. Diahrrea and vomit all over the carpet in the room she sleeps in. Yesterday, I got some carpet cleaners to come clean up the mess that was left over after cleaning what was there, and now it reeks more than before! I now smell my dog's ass all over the house. It's disgusting! She's a sweetheart of a dog but that ass of hers is just nasty! I have no idea what she got into while I was out, but WHOA it's dead alright! :rip:
 
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MaxPower

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Now you know how we men feel.
 
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I know what its like. My mate told me what happened at his house when i went there one day and i found it rather hilarious. His dog (its some massive half german shephard half donkey sorta dog) was feeling sick and had stomach problems and severe diarrhoea. He called for the dog, which came running from upstairs to come down. As he got to the stairs the dog slipped and went all the way down the stairs on his ass. The dog was so scared that he shit himself all the way down the stairs as he slid and didnt stop until he hit the bottom. His house never smelt the same.
 

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Few things sadden me more than hearing of the suffering of dogs. My dog had the shits last week. When he gets diarhea (cha-cha-cha), I usually give him Pink Bismuth (solid form of Pepto-Bismall) tablets. The best way to get him to eat them is wrap them in a slice of ham. :thumbsup:
 

Lost86

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Ham and anything pig is bad for dogs. :(

I have 5 dogs, 4 of which are permanently confined to my room, thanks to my... FATHER. I had a queen sized bed, until they all personalized it. Now I have an elevated twin bed. :thumbsup:
 

Lost86

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Yeah. Too good for something so dirty. :p
 

Lost86

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Febreze Air Affects!

If it covers up the smell of marijuana, it can cover up the stench of your dogs ass. :thumbsup:
 

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Dragonfly said:
I know what its like. My mate told me what happened at his house when i went there one day and i found it rather hilarious. His dog (its some massive half german shephard half donkey sorta dog) was feeling sick and had stomach problems and severe diarrhoea. He called for the dog, which came running from upstairs to come down. As he got to the stairs the dog slipped and went all the way down the stairs on his ass. The dog was so scared that he shit himself all the way down the stairs as he slid and didnt stop until he hit the bottom. His house never smelt the same.
That just might be the funniest sad thing I ever heard. I laughed and felt really bad about it. Then I laughed some more.
That poor dog.
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Shouldn't this be in Gross Misconduct? That was just nasty. I can't believe I actually read that.
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Dragonfly said:
I know what its like. My mate told me what happened at his house when i went there one day and i found it rather hilarious. His dog (its some massive half german shephard half donkey sorta dog) was feeling sick and had stomach problems and severe diarrhoea. He called for the dog, which came running from upstairs to come down. As he got to the stairs the dog slipped and went all the way down the stairs on his ass. The dog was so scared that he shit himself all the way down the stairs as he slid and didnt stop until he hit the bottom. His house never smelt the same.
damn i nearly choked on my honey bun laughing so hard.....
 

bnccoder

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Buy a Kerby vacume with a sampoo attachment. With Kerby Guard it deoderizes and protects your carpet.
 
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I'm very sorry. I wish I could hug you during your time of needs. The shits for dog's is a serious thing. Don't give up, or feel like you need to do something dramatic to get over this. Theirs people who can help, peoeple you can talk too. I find talking to people over the phone is one of the best ways to get rid of the stress of "the shits". It's a pretty big factor for people to commit suside over. The shits have made people depressed for ages now. If you need sombody to talk to, call 1-800-Ih8-shit.

Once agian, im very sorry.
- With concirne, o0oo00ooliii :rip: :thumbsup:
 
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i can help you through your time of need....follow directions....
1)take a bagle
2)caress it in cream cheese
3)FUCK IT! IN IT'S BAGLELY HOLE AND TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
 
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buy a tranquilizer gun......tranquilizer's solves all problems.....
 

Kavu_DX

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My dog smells nachos when he is sick... I ha nachos... they make me remember of my dog´s vomit...
 
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If your sweetheart dog is still having wicked shits, make sure she is still getting enough water. Try getting some plain, non flavored pedialyte (for kids) and get her to drink some. If she wont drink, give it to her w/ a turkey baster down her throat. Dehydration sucks. Pedialyte works wonders.

Have you called the carpet cleaning company to complain? Bitch loud enough and you can probably get them to come out and clean the place again for free.

Bitch on, sister.


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