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My (failed) master plans

#1
Hey bros,
my names fred and im new to the WTF website, and I must admit the fourm is pretty kickass... well anyway, I decided that I... Fred. Should make a list of all the failed ventures I have engaged in... (beacuse one just failed publicly here on WTF.com) I also invite you to do the same, so here it goes....


Keep in mind... im high​

It goes from recent to old...
1. Tryed to get random mofo's to befriend me on myspace
2. tryed to start a cult
3. tryed to be an animator
4. Tryed to re-wright the bible


and thats just this past month... so what have you mofo's failed at... what are your bad ideas.
 
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#2
5.Tried to make a funny/interesting post/thread
 
#3
It really wasent a plan, it just turned out that way.. and I have to admit THIS IS FUCKIN BITCHIN!
 

People=Shit

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#5
I agree with WILD here, you have 43 posts per day and none of them mean shit to anyone. You just waste everyone's time reading shit that you think people want to look at but they don't. Take my advice and either fuck off or learn how to make posts that people will actually be interested in. :thumbsdn:
 

Nailbomb

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#6
So that's your master plan? It needs work.
 

bnccoder

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#7
Try to get 6 right and shoot yourself.
 

el crotcho

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#8
If your master plan is to see how fast you can get everyone on a website to hate you then you succeded
 

People=Shit

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el crotcho said:
If your master plan is to see how fast you can get everyone on a website to hate you then you succeded
Hah, good to see I'm not the only one that thinks this kid is a worthless piece of shit that whines more than my brother (he's nine. :mfinger:
 

Nemesis

Drummer Pride!!!
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7. get rep, get points, get betr name, get betr pic, get better posts, GET A LIFE!!!!
 
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8. Stir shit cause if you have, congrats. But he's right though, he IS stoned.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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#14
Nemesis said:
7. get rep, get points, get betr name, get betr pic, get better posts, GET A LIFE!!!!
9. learn to post full words, like 'better'
 

Rurrouni

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10. To take over the world with a army of hamsters.
11. Have some pie.