My FAMILY ON WTF.COM!!!

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WILL HAVE TO POST MORE TIMES BECAUSE ITS TO MUCH IMAGES INCLUDED LMAO
<3 my family and all my friends on wtf.com, for_starters future will be the last to read here, i decicated it for him <3..

me--->>information:Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.
 
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gehtfuct-->>information:My uncle gehtfuct is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.






kitana-->>information:This is my mom named Kitana. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
 
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Johnny Cunt-->> information:This is my brother Johnny Cunt. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.










Jason-->> Information:This is my twin brother Jason. We were born 4 minutes apart. Jason made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.
 
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duztin and CL!!!-->> Information:My half brother CL and his wife duztin. Duztin is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.

Sod-->> information:We are proud of my older brother Sod. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.
 
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MaxPower-->> Information:This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is MaxPower. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.


Brit-->> information:We found Brit sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper
 
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Halfrockcocksucker-->> information:Halfrockcocksucker dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.



IMNOTANGRY and ITAKEOFFENCE-->> information:dont need to give any?





MORE PEOPLE OF MY FAMILY WILL COME LATER!!! KEEP IT UP AND COMMENTS PLZ
 
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Broken-->> information: My great grandmother Broken is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.




more people to come!!
 
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otepsoul-->>information: My cousin Otepsoul went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Otepsoul now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.





Magnolia-->> Information:This is Magnolia. She used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear her underwear.




For_starters-->> Information:This is For_starters. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. For_starters is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.
 
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newbie - AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH this is hilarious.. i'm wondering when i'll get MY pic posted by you.
 
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there will be alot more, but it will be tommorow... Im gonna watch a movie

thanks homiez, <3 my family
 
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MrNewbie said:
there will be alot more, but it will be tommorow... Im gonna watch a movie
thanks homiez, <3 my family
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The three stooges meet the bride of frankenstein.
 
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