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My first car is a HUMMER!

Billybob

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okay, i'm turning 16 (you happy, fuckers?) soon and while I bought a 88 caprice to drive, my parent's insurance will only let one person be the main driver of each car, unless everyone has a car to drive. Well we have a 04 hummer h2, a 05 chevy silverado, and now a 88 caprice. Our insurance provider realised that my dad was the main driver of both the silverado and the hummer when he took me in to get the caprice insured, so he tried to switch my dad out and put melissa (step-mother) as the main driver of the hummer. For some reason, melissa wasn't on record, so he couldn't put her in as the main driver. He couldn't put my car in until the main driver issue was cleared up. The only thing that they could do was put me in as the main driver of the hummer, then enter my car. this took some time, and when they were done, it took much linger that expected. when they offerd to put melissa in and knock me out of the hummer, my dad said no and that he would come back later to fix it. So now i'm the offical main driver of a pimped out hummer! I'm happy!
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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That's compeletly retarded.
The insurance company just gave your dad a royal fucking.

He should be able to claim himself as the primary driver for 6 million vehicles.

Furthermore, If your step-mother wasn't on record, It wouldn't have mattered. You should still be able to get insurance on any car you/your parents see fit. Them telling you that you HAVE to be the primary on the Hummer is just them trying to fuck you out of money, and just guessing at insurance rates, it's going to be a shit ton.
 

Brazen

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billybob13 said:
okay, i'm turning 6 soon and while I bought a 88 caprice to drive, my parent's insurance will only let one person be the main driver of each car, unless everyone has a car to drive.
Your turning six??
 

UberSkippy

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Hummer H2 = GMC Yukon with even worse gas mileage.

Congrats on turnning 6. My dad made me wait till I was 14 to get my first car. He bought me a Ford Fairmont. I hated that fucking pile.
 

G's-up

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billybob13 said:
okay, i'm turning 6 soon and while I bought a 88 caprice to drive, my parent's insurance will only let one person be the main driver of each car, unless everyone has a car to drive. Well we have a 04 hummer h2, a 05 chevy silverado, and now a 88 caprice. Our insurance provider realised that my dad was the main driver of both the silverado and the hummer when he took me in to get the caprice insured, so he tried to switch my dad out and put melissa (step-mother) as the main driver of the hummer. For some reason, melissa wasn't on record, so he couldn't put her in as the main driver. He couldn't put my car in until the main driver issue was cleared up. The only thing that they could do was put me in as the main driver of the hummer, then enter my car. this took some time, and when they were done, it took much linger that expected. when they offerd to put melissa in and knock me out of the hummer, my dad said no and that he would come back later to fix it. So now i'm the offical main driver of a pimped out hummer! I'm happy!
BAD news man....some chick in the front seat of your ford escort with your balls in her mouth humming 50 cent songs isnt the same thing as an actual "H2"......but hang in there ........ one day you'll get to drive one Im sure...LOL.... :thumbsup:
 

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G's-up said:
BAD news man....some chick in the front seat of your ford escort with your balls in her mouth humming 50 cent songs isnt the same thing as an actual "H2"......but hang in there ........ one day you'll get to drive one Im sure...LOL.... :thumbsup:
Speeking from experiance?
 

G's-up

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bnccoder said:
Speeking from experiance?
Maybe, I was young once.......difference is I know I was the one giving the hummer what was the guys name that gave you yours? :cool:
 

bnccoder

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G's-up said:
Maybe, I was young once.......difference is I know I was the one giving the hummer what was the guys name that gave you yours? :cool:
Earl..