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My friends ex-girlfriend, Jen, dumped Matt < my friend> because the Roast we were at was ending, so he called his Mother and begged her to let him spend the night at his Grandmothers who lives a couple houses down so he could get laid by Jen, because he really liked her and she said "No". She IMed him and told him "Were over cause you didn't fuck me." And that was that. Matt got all pissed so I decided to make this question to see if you people think this is one fucked up breakup... If so please respond back and tell us you answere.
Dude, that girl isn't the right one for him anyway. If she wouldn't stay because he wouldn't fuck her, that she's a moron. If that's the only time you thought they could fuck, then they need to be more creative. Go on a date, do it in the car, do it in the bath room, do it in the bushes, do it in a sparce and lonely field, do it at your friends house. Night time isn't the only time to do it you know??
ya I've never heard of a girl breaking up cause the guy wouldn't fuck her, I'm sure any guy would if he got the chance but I find it odd. It's prolly better to stay away from those girls anyways cause that indicates a skank who prolly has AIDS =/
Then you obviously haven't really gotten to know that many girls yet. Don't worry, you may encounter the opposite sex someday. Truth is, girls actually have a greater sex drive than men. Especially after the age of like 21. Anyhow, it is NOT at all uncommon for girls to ditch guys that won't have sex with them. Although I do live in a town full of sluts. Such a great place for other sluts.... like me.
It You Can't Tickle Her Pussy, Somebody Else Can.
If You Don't Want To Lay Her, Eat Her.
In The Infamous Words Of Sam Kinnison, "Just Lick The Alphabet."
She'll Think You're From Europe Or Fucking Something; And You'll Be Going. "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,...
I'm Telling You. It Works!!!
AND USE PLENTY OF CAPITAL T'S.
WOMEN LOVE CAPITAL T'S!!!
heres a thought: your friend is a pansy. he should of just told his mom to fuck off and tapped that shit for the 3 minutes (give or take 2 minutes 30 seconds) he would of lasted and delt with his mother later.. But now that they broke up, YOU should fuck her cause she sounds like a slut that would..
You know what, suck my dick you little faggot, he had to either had to sleep at his Grandmothers or go home, he had Summer School the next day, so fuck you, you lil asshole. FUCK YOU CAUSE YOUR A PRICK!