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my "fuck" list

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Mr.Happy

Go And Die
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Fuck Honda
Fuck politicly correct people
Fuck rich people
Fuck your mom
Fuck bill gates
Fuck school
Fuck toaster ovens
Fuck oil companys
Fuck the police
Fuck wannabes
Fuck the president
Fuck coffee
Fuck eggrolls
Fuck tax collecters
Fuck preps
Fuck flowers
Fuck burger king
Fuck drama movies
Fuck doctors
Fuck the surgeon general
Fuck the backstreet boys
Fuck britney spears
Fuck bosses
Fuck shit talkers
Fuck critics
Fuck birds
Fuck american idle
Fuck judges
Fuck ingrown toenails
Fuck goths
Fuck skater punks
Fuck anyone who is offended by this
Fuck oprha winfry

and super-mega-Fuck Eminem
 

esxho

Dude, wot does mine say!?
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Liking your style

Loving ur style dude . . although i do believe that rapists, wine and witches so also be on that list.

Rapsits should be fcuked . . . Well mayb not litterally . . :rolleyes:
Wine because its so decieving . . who knew that one little glass contained 95 calories??? :(
Andd witches just because . . you because . . . erm . . they're weird. :bonk: You wana smack em!

Tadda . . .another wonderful thesis by me . . and my teachers said i didn't know anything . . :rolleyes:
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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You know beer has calories too? That's why the phrase is, 'beer belly' :)
 

esxho

Dude, wot does mine say!?
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totally agree

PER BOTTLE​

Wine, fortified: Port, Muscatel (18% Alc.)
1,118


Wine, fortified: Sherry, Cream (18% Alc.)
1065


Wine, fortified: Sherry, Dry (18% Alc.)
780


Wine, fortified: Sherry, Sweet (18% Alc.)
1065


Wine, fortified: Vermouth (18% Alc.)
825


Wine: Champagne, average
531


Wine: Cooler (3.4% Alc.)
520


Wine: Red
500


Wine: Rose, medium
500


Wine: Sake Rice Wine (16% Alc.)
412


Wine: Table, average (12% Alc.)
562


Wine: White, dry
506

PER GLASS​

Beer: Ale (4.8% alcohol)
72


Beer: Bitter or Draught (4.6% Alc.)
72


Beer: Full Strength (4.9% Alc.)
72


Beer: Lager (4.9% Alc.)
74


Beer: Light (2.2% Alc.)
50


Beer: Low Alcohol (0.9% Alc.)
20


Beer: Midstrength (3.5% Alc.)
58


Amstel (Holland): Beer: 5% Alc.
82


Budweiser: Beer: 4.9% Alc
79


Carlsberg: Beer: 5% Alc.
82


Have I proved my point!?!
The leat amount of calories i have found so far is bacardi and diet coke with a whopping 19 calories!!!!!

I want to create a diet where whenever you are hungry u drink a b+c. End of hunger end of undrunkeness . . . :rolleyes:
 

Blaze

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fuck empty toilet paper rolls
fuck crackheads, winos, dope fiends, and viagra addicts
fuck dirty dish water
fuck my boss cuz he's an ass in the shape of an ass on his ass!
fuck starbucks
fuck people who talk dat crazy ass "starbucks coffee talk", have a fuck-ya-mochaccino bitches :mfinger: !

fuck wasabi cuz it's GOT to be the nastiest shit on earth
fuck late ass pizza delivery boys
fuck late ass chinese-takeout delivery boys
fuck vanilla ice cuz everyone else has ;)
fuck my kindergarden teacher cuz she's a total tool-whore who's probably 200 years old now on a respirator.

fuck flashlight cops
fuck cops who eat donuts
fuck sleepin' on the job
fuck nosey ass neighbors
fuck taxes
fuck belly lint
fuck toe jam and other assorted "cheeses" found on a person cuz its nasty
fuck ear hair......eww :confuse: .
fuck $7.00 sodas at the movie theatre - what a friggin' rip off!
fuck reality t.v.
fuck the police academy moive sequels
fuck klingons, cardassians, vulcans, the borg, romulans, ferengi, & bajorans
fuck dat dude staring at me cuz he wants to get in my pants
fuck posers, losers, jerkoffs, and miscellaneous wimps, cornballs, and pathetic retards

fuck arts n' craft stores - who da EFF pays $20 bucks for a pensil?
fuck high ass gas prices
fuck gas stations for sellin' that expensive ass gas
fuck dat dude workin' the cash register at the gas station
fuck eenie, meenie, minee, and moe
fuck this
fuck that
fuck IT
done! :thumbsup:
 
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Mr.Happy said:
Fuck Honda
Fuck politicly correct people
Fuck rich people
Fuck your mom
Fuck bill gates
Fuck school
Fuck toaster ovens
Fuck oil companys
Fuck the police
Fuck wannabes
Fuck the president
Fuck coffee
Fuck eggrolls
Fuck tax collecters
Fuck preps
Fuck flowers
Fuck burger king
Fuck drama movies
Fuck doctors
Fuck the surgeon general
Fuck the backstreet boys
Fuck britney spears
Fuck bosses
Fuck shit talkers
Fuck critics
Fuck birds
Fuck american idle
Fuck judges
Fuck ingrown toenails
Fuck goths
Fuck skater punks
Fuck anyone who is offended by this
Fuck oprha winfry

and super-mega-Fuck Eminem
You forgot one.
Fuck you
 

esxho

Dude, wot does mine say!?
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ok then my list

Fuck wiggers - people trying to be black
Fuck gay people and lesbians
Fuck Bisexuals - they are just greedy
Fuck those annoying insurance adverts
Fuck pervets on the internet
Fuck watering plants on hot days
Fuck tiding up the house - it'll only get messy agen
Fuck virgins - cos they need it
Fuck moped drivers
Fuck dog rapists
Fuck rapists altogether
Fcuk clever people - they no too much
Fuck rude bois
Fuck sour sweets
Fuck poeple who think they are hard
Fuck people who have a free house and don't party
Fuck my computer when it freezes
Fuck my parents when they call me a lazy little mare
Fuck my dad for cheating on my mum
Fuck my dads bosses for not giving him the job in australia
Fuck my cat for having fleas
Fuck my exboyfriend for leaving me for a blonde
Fuck every skinny blonde pretty assed biatch in de world
Fuck those dudes that make downloading illegal
Fuck picking up dog shit after they crap
Fuck dudes that complain that the music is too loud
Fuck that fat dude at mc donalds taht asks for everything with a diet coke
And fuck everyone who doesn't agree with me :rolleyes:
 
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