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My fucked up dad

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Alright so a while ago i found that my dad was cheating on my mom online. He's all like up and lookin at porn and shit, chatting with other guys bout what they would want to do to her, and trying to find people to fuck her. Then i found out the bastard was up and trading pics of her(nasty as hell) to other people. And then resently when i was checking his computer to see what he had been up to i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to. So hes really fucked up. This should provide yall with some intresting shit to talk bout and comment on.

-always with honor
only.samurai
 

breakology

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so what you are saying is that you have seen naked pictures of your mom, i bet thats etched into you mind till death now.

Anyway, your pops sounds like one sic puppy. Hope you take after your mother.
 
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well its gotta happen to someone
and looking at porn isnt cheating on her, unless you mean he does that too
 

otepsoul

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only.samurai said:
Alright so a while ago i found that my dad was cheating on my mom online. He's all like up and lookin at porn and shit, chatting with other guys bout what they would want to do to her, and trying to find people to fuck her. Then i found out the bastard was up and trading pics of her(nasty as hell) to other people. And then resently when i was checking his computer to see what he had been up to i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to. So hes really fucked up. This should provide yall with some intresting shit to talk bout and comment on.

-always with honor
only.samurai
wow that is wrong
 

Smoke

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only.samurai said:
Alright so a while ago i found that my dad was cheating on my mom online. He's all like up and lookin at porn and shit, chatting with other guys bout what they would want to do to her, and trying to find people to fuck her. Then i found out the bastard was up and trading pics of her(nasty as hell) to other people. And then resently when i was checking his computer to see what he had been up to i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to. So hes really fucked up. This should provide yall with some intresting shit to talk bout and comment on.

-always with honor
only.samurai
Thats pretty fucked up.
 
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only.samurai said:
Alright so a while ago i found that my dad was cheating on my mom online. He's all like up and lookin at porn and shit, chatting with other guys bout what they would want to do to her, and trying to find people to fuck her. Then i found out the bastard was up and trading pics of her(nasty as hell) to other people. And then resently when i was checking his computer to see what he had been up to i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to. So hes really fucked up. This should provide yall with some intresting shit to talk bout and comment on.

-always with honor
only.samurai
Lmao..."man porn"
 

MsPunK

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bring it down

maaan you need to get a big vat of mayo, vinegar, paint, rotten eggs, cum, bong water and any other nasty shite you can find around the house, boil it up abit so the flavours merge, then pour it over the mother fucker at about 10 am on a monday, at work preferably. obviously make sure hes been up all sunday night trading pics of your mum so you get EXTRA angry. bring that fucker down.
dont forget to rub dog shit in his eye :cool: :sword:
 

Smoke

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Speaking of looking at naked chicks online, my dad tries to play that off, too bad you can see the reflection off the window from his monitor. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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only.samurai said:
Alright so a while ago i found that my dad was cheating on my mom online. He's all like up and lookin at porn and shit, chatting with other guys bout what they would want to do to her, and trying to find people to fuck her. Then i found out the bastard was up and trading pics of her(nasty as hell) to other people. And then resently when i was checking his computer to see what he had been up to i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to. So hes really fucked up. This should provide yall with some intresting shit to talk bout and comment on.

-always with honor
only.samurai
Mabye she likes it?
 
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otepsoul said:
I did some walmart research

1. Walmart

"a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores."

2. Walmart

"A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
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3. Walmart

"A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it."

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section"
www.urbandictionary.com
 

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only.samurai said:
i found a bounch of man porn on there. So i guess hes bi now to.
Maybe he's pretending they are photos of him when he's on aim, getting lonely housewives to send him fake pictures of them.

Delete it all. It's not like he's going to shout at you about it.

Edit: If you deleted my porn I'd kick you in, maybe not the best advice.

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Maybe he's pretending they are photos of him when he's on aim, getting lonely housewives to send him fake pictures of them.

Delete it all. It's not like he's going to shout at you about it.

Edit: If you deleted my porn I'd kick you in, maybe not the best advice.

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if hes a phscyo dad he'll probably get out a chain or something